Are you:

Wonderful?

Mighty?

Magnificent?

Tremendous?

Dreadful?

Fearsome?

Overwhelming?

Superlative?

Omnipotent?

Completely Unappreciated?

Do people flinch if you look at them for too long?

Stand there petrified, or run screaming?

Do you sometimes forget not to stare?

And then assume that this is a normal human reaction?

Ever looked in the mirror and thought: "Hell, yes, I am disturbing"?

Have you ever:

Wanted to lay waste to your home town?

Done it?

Wanted to ravage somewhere other than your home town?

Seriously considered moving so that you could?

Not bothered, since one group of screaming humans looks much like another?

If someone you were about to eat flattered you, would you:

Stop to listen?

Eat them if they didn't do a good enough job of it?

Eat them if they didn't do a really good job of it?

Tell them so to "encourage" them?

Eat them afterwards anyway?

Do you like riddles?

And are you good at them?

Do you enjoy sleeping?

Especially on huge hoards of stolen gold?

More than almost anything else?

Is your hoard:

Old?

Gold?

Huge?

Stuffed with gems?

YOURS?

Have you ever wanted to eat someone who annoyed you?

Considered it?

Done it?

Have you ever wanted to eat someone who hadn't annoyed you?

Done it?

Are humans:

Amusing?

Tasty?

Puny?

Ultimately, irrelevant?

And very rare in your area?

[*] Offered a packet of Jelly Babies, do you:

Bite the head off the first one?

Then regret it because it was over too quickly?

Nibble the next one from the toes up?

Start to get inventive?

And then wonder where they all went?