#Dragonweyr's saddest moments
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End of /MOTD command.

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*** Topic is 'Welcome to EsperNet administration and help. [...]

<IJ> Can we help you with something?
<user> nah. i just wanted to see what this place was
<user> bye
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Ignorance.

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<IJ> Hi.
<user> hi
<IJ> Can we help you with something?
<user> MY NAME IS TRAVIS!!
<IJ> I reiterate, can we help you with something?
<user> oh sorry
<user> someone told me to go here
<IJ> Who and why?
<user> I dunno
<IJ> Did you have business in here or not?
-IJ- (opnotice/#dragonweyr/6@) Can you say, "#misanthropy"?
<user> no bye bye
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Cruelty.

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<IJ> Can we help you with something?
<user> yep
<user> ok, you said you can't advertise rooms
<user> explain
<user> can I just not say the room name/
<user> ?
<IJ> No.
<Zero> you can't go into rooms, spam the name, and leave, repeat
<user> or can I go and say "Hey, is there anyone who wants to join a..." blah blah
<IJ> No.
<user> I can't?
<IJ> That will more than likely get you banned from the channel, or worse, the network.
* user cries

Idiocy.

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<user> IJ thank GOD
<IJ> What's happening?
<user> one of the ops in #Hollow_Inn is like kicking me out cuase he knows he cant beat me
 at freeform and he doesnt want me in his room and its the lamest shoot ive ever heard...
<user> Hes pissing me off
<IJ> There's really nothing I can do about it.
<IJ> This is a channel matter.
<user> that isnt faitr
<IJ> Unfortunately, we cannot intervene on matters like this.
<IJ> This is entirely removed from the network's operation.
<user> intervene this fuck nut
* user flips ij off

Welcome to #Dragonweyr. :)
         
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<user> Hello.
<Contention> Hi. Can we help you with something?
<user> Yes, you can.
<user> Can you tell me if I am banned from certain places, by checking my nick?
<Contention> You can do it yourself if you know the channel names...?
<user> Oh.
<user> Thank you.
<user> Goodbye!
*** user has left #DragonWeyr

... knowing it *can* be done is half the battle, I guess.

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<Contention> Hi. Can we help you with something?
<user> i have a bot, but i cannot get in on mIRC (i don't know how to)
<Contention> Erm, pardon?
<Odo> What language is the bot scripted in?
<user> english

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(IJ): Just curious, why do you say you are the reason that server is up?
(user): cause i invited user2 to my server for awhile and said i wanted to start a server
 with him
(user): he said ok
(user): and i gave him all the shit for his IRC+2000
(user): i payed for the licence for crying out loud
(user): and i was about to link to him
(user): but this all happened
(user): and user3 came on and messed everything up

-Kage- -CHANOPS- #DragonWeyr:They >payed< for an IRCd? HAHAHAHAHA! (sorry)

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<user> My bot wont do anything
<user> I typed /msg nickserv identify password
<user> and it said
<user> chanserv Unknown command

I don't know why, but this is quite a common complaint.

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* Gin-Irochi wonders what he'll make for dinner
* Data has a great idea.
<Gin-Irochi> ?
<Data> Food.

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<Kain`Ashbone> Hello
<user> hello ;)
<Kain`Ashbone> Got a question?
<user> not now :)
<user> I've no question for the moment...
<Kain`Ashbone> Okey Dokey, well, this is the help channel, if you don't have a question,
 we'd appriciate it if you left.
<user> no problem...
<Kain`Ashbone> Thanks
<user> I'm leaving right now
<user> I'm a french Irc admin

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Yes, I did have to kick him to get him to leave. And he came back!

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<user> Is dream.esper.net really going down in 20 minutes? The message I received looked
 suspcious.
<user2> I got one too
<user> Suspicious, even.
<Kage> Yes it is.
<Kage> Only for a minute or two
<Contention> No comment on Kel's ability to write server messages. ;>

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Notice -- Q-lined nick IRCOP from Wingrider on chocobo.esper.net.
Notice -- Forbidding Q-lined nick IRCOP.
Notice -- Q-lined nick IRCOP from Wingrider on chocobo.esper.net.
Notice -- Forbidding Q-lined nick IRCOP.
Notice -- Q-lined nick IRCOPE from Wingrider on chocobo.esper.net.
Notice -- Forbidding Q-lined nick IRCOPE.
Notice -- Q-lined nick Espernet from IRC0P on chocobo.esper.net.
Notice -- Forbidding Q-lined nick Espernet.

The "trial and error" method of performing /stats q.

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<user> Hi.
<Contention> Hi. Can we help you with something?
*** user2 has joined #DRagonweyr
<user> what? ;x
<user2> may i have a penguin?
<user2> please?
<user> Yes, I have a question.
<Zero> user2, perhaps you should read the topic
* user2 ponders...
<Contention> Zero: He's a Tekno-muppet.
<Contention> user: Ask away.
<user2> that was my question of the day.
<user2> ill search elsewhere for my penguin.
<Contention> Good idea.
<user2> HEEEERRREEEE penguin
* user2 fades.
<user2> HEEEERRREEEE penguin
*** user2 has left #DRagonweyr
<user> Ack, Do you like penguins? This is an honest question, I'm doing a survey :\
<Zero> ....
<Contention> You should not be here. Which kind of penguin?

I think my sense of humour got the better of my sense of sense...

<user> Any type of penguins..
<user> -.^
<user> King Penguin perhaps?
<Contention> Sure, the animal kind are quite neat. Anything else?
<user> No :) thanks :)
*** user has left #dragonweyr (calleah roqs.)

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* Rakoth sighs
<Contention> heh
<Contention> Maybe we need to reduce our userbase. :P
<IJ> I'm all for that.
<IJ> Meanwhile, thank GOD for caller ID.
<Contention> It's too tempting, really. Just kline everything that moves, and pay no
 attention to the screams. Probably start regretting it after a little while, though. - heh
<IJ> Heh, indeed.
<Rakoth> or you could accidently kline * like I did yesterday
<Contention> lol
<Contention> It lets you do that?
<IJ> Did it clear the entire network like it did a few years ago?
<Rakoth> no, just excal
<Rakoth> kline, not akill ;)
<IJ> Heh.
<Contention> ... the *ircd* lets you do that? :P
<Rakoth> it's a bug based on our changes to the ircd
<Contention> I know the later Dal ones stopped it, after a few famous incidents.
<Contention> Ah?
<Rakoth> # the fields are defined as:
<Rakoth> # K:hostmask:time field:username
<Rakoth> # wildcards are permitted in any one of the fields, in other words, you can
<Rakoth> # K:*::* if you wanted (but your server wouldn't be used much ;-)
<Rakoth> username there doesn't mean username, it means ident reply
<Rakoth> so if you put * and have something in username, it klines *

Espernet servers don't check ident.

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<Contention> I have two processes for the neskaya account, one of which is S, one of which
 is I - interrupted? They're both ./esperd, though, no shells. ;>

<Contention> I still don't know why there are two processes on our copy. The ircd is not
 threaded, and AFAIK doesn't fork anywhere either. :(

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<Contention> I just realised why there are two ./esperd lines in the ps list. :P
<Foxworth> ?
<Contention> Oddly enough, it's because I'm running two copies of the ircd. :>

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<user> Reset!
*** user Quit

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<user> HOW DO I ENTER HOLLYMANGO PAGE?
<Foxworth> ...
* Contention raises an eyebrow.
<Contention> I think you may be asking in the wrong place. :)
<user> LIKE TO ENTER DRAGONWEYR...
<user> HOW DO I ENTER HOLLYMANGO PAGE?
<Foxworth> and you don't need to yell
<user> MAYBE DUDE.
<user> :p
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<Zero> . o O (very, very strange)
<Foxworth> ...
<Contention> Yup.
<Contention> Just goes to show, the people who try to take the piss are very, very good
 imitations of the real thing.

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<user> how can I join my IRC server to espernet? Is there some special server software I
 need?
<Foxworth> we don't need any new servers right now as far as I know
<user> but can I join one if possible?
<Foxworth> well, here's the first question
<Foxworth> what OS would the server be on?
<user> Unix.
<Foxworth> well, if you would really like to pursue it, go here:
 http://www.esper.net/documents/servapp.txt
<user> thanks. BTW, is there a way I can control the number of people allowed on my server
 at one time?
<Foxworth> you can set a maximum number of users in the Y line of hte server config I belive
<user> okay. How do I become an espernet op? That's something I need to do.
<Foxworth> you get asked by a server admin
<user> but what are the requirements to be asked?
-Foxworth- [#dragonweyr Ops> ho hum
<Scarmiglion> you don't badger operators
-Nate- [WALLOPS/#Dragonweyr] I pity you
<Foxworth> http://neskaya.esper.net/ircopguide.html
-Foxworth- [#dragonweyr Ops> I'm just too damn nice to say 'probably not a chance in hell'
-> Ops #Dragonweyr: This is why I try to head people off before they start, it's so awful to
 say "sorry, we're insular as hell". ;>

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<IJ> He threatened to turn us into the authorities for being like Napster.

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<user> Ok Fox I'm gonna send you a file......Its proof that user2 and user3 are
 doing........

<Foxworth> I don't see anything wrong...
* Contention nods. You were autokicked from #animorphs for "being a cunt". That's a matter
 for the channel to deal with.
<Contention> If the founder wants you back in, they can unban you.
<user> Yopu dont understand!!!!!!!!!

I think we understand...

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<user> uhhh.
<IJ> Hi.
<user> hi. I'm still having problems with the akick.
<IJ> On which channel?
<user> I was opped, then I got disconnected, and now my ghost just permbanned me.

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<Kage> Where the hell is it pulling it's config?
<Contention> O_O
<Contention> Check options?
<Kage> options.h:#define DPATH "/home/esper/etc"
<Kage> . o O ( That's correct..... )
<Contention> If it's not there... <g>
<Kage> n/m
<Kage> I figured it out.
<Kage> Gez
<Kage> I'm going to work on this drawing now.....

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<IJ> Can we help you with something?
<user> I CANT OP MYSELF ON MY OWN CHANNEL!!
<IJ> Could you please turn off the caps for a moment?
-> Ops #Dragonweyr: ... *dies*
<IJ> Which channel is this?
<user> sure.
<user> i founded a channel. it is called <omitted>. after that whole shebang where everyone
 got killed off, all the people everywhere got de-opped.
<IJ> That was me rebooting Chocobo.
<user> then, someone opped us all back, but when i try to op myself in <omitted>, it
 says permission dnied!
<IJ> What you need to do is identify yourself to NickServ first.
<user> oh.
<user> thanks.

-- From: Gin-Irochi --

(Gin-Irochi): I was worthless enough to make it into one of
#dragonweyr's saddest moments.
(Gin-Irochi): I feel loved. :P
(Elbesem): something that happened before I came in?
(Foxworth): I got in a couple more times then you I think ;p
(Gin-Irochi): but... you dont get it. I was the subject of the
pitiful moment.
(Gin-Irochi): Hey wait a sec...
(Gin-Irochi): I dont feel so loved anymore...
(Foxworth): heh
(Gin-Irochi): grar. :P
(Foxworth): what was the address?
(Foxworth): (I forgot it)
(Gin-Irochi): its in the opnotice
* Gin-Irochi adds another pitiful moment

-- From: Foxworth --

<IJ> Can we help you folks with something?
<user> Heya, I'm trying to add a bot to my room.
<user> What are the commands needed?
<IJ> Needed to what?
<user> To..add a bot.

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Ok, this one isn't from #Dragonweyr, or even Espernet, but #mIRC on Dalnet. It's just sad.

<G_MacDougal> can someone op me?
<Targaff> G: how does "no" sound? Is "no" good for you?
<G_MacDougal> thanks buddy
...
<G_MacDougal> can someone op me?

-- From: Foxworth --

*** Chimerasame is now known as MissScarlet
<Foxworth> ...
<Foxworth> must...
<Foxworth> resist...
<Foxworth> urge...
*** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen
*** Signoff: MissScarlet (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife)))

-- From: Dartollen --

*** USER has joined #dragonweyr
<USER> OOPS
*** USER Quit (<Lammy> BUTT: AND?)
<Dartollen> ?
<IJ> Noooooooooo clue.

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<user> # Appears as XENO.
<user> hi do you slay dragons?
<Contention> Not often. This is (as noted everywhere we could think to put it) the Espernet
help channel. Why, do you have a dragon problem?
<user> no it's juist i am a dragon!
<Dart|Spanish> If you do, call 1800-dragon 
<Dart|Spanish> I am also a dragon, bronze if you must know
<Contention> I'm also a dragon, but that's not important right now.
<user> so how often do u slay dragons?
<Dart|Spanish> can we actually help you with something?
<Contention> Do you need help? Other than to turn off the MS chat extensions, which I can't
remember how to do anyway...

-- From: Dartollen --

*** user has joined #dragonweyr
<user> # Appears as XENO.
<user> why can't my gerbil type on the keyboard?
*** Dart|Sleep is now known as Dartollen
*** user Quit (Killed (Dartollen (You are a moron. Go away.)))
*** user has joined #dragonweyr
<user> # Appears as XENO.
*** user Quit (Killed (Dartollen (You are a moron. Go away.)))
*** user has joined #dragonweyr
<user> # Appears as XENO.
*** user Quit (Killed (Dartollen (user Appears as RETARD)))

-- From: Dartollen --

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<IJ> Hi.
<user> hey
<IJ> Can we help you with something?
<user> no
<IJ> Then what brings you here?
<user> I'm just going to sit here so if I DO need help, I don't have to type in the
/join thing
<Data> uh
<Dartollen> um, idling here is not allowed
<IJ> Unless you need something, we request you to leave.
<Data> if you don't need help, we'd prefer if you didn't idle in here.
<user> okay, then... uh... bye
<IJ> [11:05:51] -ChanServ- Welcome to the official EsperNet help & administrative
channel. Please do not idle here if your question has been answered or if you do not have
one. We do not need any more servers at this time.
<user> okay. bye
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<Data> it's kind of like sitting in the ER in case you get a heart attack ;)
<Data> doh

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<Elbesem> hihi
<user> hi
<Dartollen> can we help you?
<Contention> Hi. Can we help you with something?
<user> yes i need to do my training ofr my ark
<Dartollen> um...?
<user> i cant getinto the ark training plave where i can do my training
<user> pplace
<Elbesem> are you talking about an online game?
<Dartollen> and what exactly do you propose we do about that?
<user> never mind
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<Contention> Oh well.

Answers on a postcard to...

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<Kazul> Hey
<Data> hi
<user> Hey..
<Data> What can we do for you?
<user> I'll tell you my story.
<user> First I was a server Administrator on DALnet. I got fired. I don't wanna talk about
it.
<Data> . : # [Once upon a time......]
<user> lol
<Data> You were?  What server did you run?
<user> Next I went to Mediadriven.
<user> Beats me
<user> It was years ago
* Data was a server admin there as well, until late 1997.
<user> Yeah
<user> I got fired bout 98.
<user> Anyway
<Data> what server did you run?
<Data> (just curious.)
<user> Dunno
<user> Forgot
-Kage- -CHANOPS- #DragonWeyr:He got "fired?"
<user> It's been 4 years
-Kage- -CHANOPS- #DragonWeyr:That sounds bad already.
<Data> Heh... well, before you go too far, if you are asking about linking a server here,
we don't need anymore right now.
* Paws wonders if there will be a moral contained in this story.
-Data- [Wallops/#DragonWeyr] indeed.
<user> Nat i'm not.
<user> nay*
<user> Anyway.
<Kazul> Then what do you want?
<Kazul> Besides telling us a story.
<user> They just KLined me from MD
<user> For a bullcrap reason
<user> And I wanted to know
-Kage- -CHANOPS- #DragonWeyr:And this has to do with EsperNET becuase..... What?
<user> Do you have the same NS MS and CS commands on here?
<Data> MD?
<Data> Same commands as where?
<user> like /ns REGISTER (pass) (email)?
<Paws> Mediadriven, I presume
<user> MediaDriven
<user> Yes.
<Data> similar, yes.
<user> °Thank You°
<user> And
<user> Do you allow scripts?
<Data> We don't use the same Services as DALnet; I don't know what version MediaDriven runs.
-Dart|Sleep- yeah, sure he was a server admin..who cannot even remember the name of his
server...
<Paws> try /msg nickserv/chanserv/memoserv help ;)
-Kage- -CHANOPS- #DragonWeyr:That's what I was thinking. ;p
<user> I know.
<Kazul> We have no real view on scripts.
<user> I'm not a fool.
<user> °Thank You°
<user> Hey and i'd like you to know
<Data> We use "Services for IRC Networks", designed by Andy Church.
-Dart|Sleep- he's certainly having a good impression on us by tellling us he's already been
banned from two networks

    "*I* have the death sentence on twelve systems!"

<user> If you guys need any help at all.
-IJ- (opnotice/#dragonweyr/10@) Oh boy...
-Kage- -CHANOPS- #DragonWeyr:And that abuses color/bold/special characters.... Guy must
think he's 1337 stuff.
<user> Feel free to ask
<Data> Pardon me for saying so, but you don't strike me as someone who once ran a server.
-Dart|Sleep- of course we need his help ;>
<user> Aye, it's been ahwile.
<Dart|Sleep> I concur
-Kazul- I'd like to start questioning him.. but it wouldn't be too nice...
* Paws . o O ("Don't call us, we'll call you")
<user> The MediaDriven fools drag me down to our level.
<IJ> Data used to be a DALnet admin himself.
<Data> I would think that you would remember the name of your server if you did.
<Data> Yeah, I mentioned that. :)
<Kazul> Really.
<user> Hold on brb..-_-
<IJ> Ahh. SOrry, had stepped away.
<Data> Did you ever get on a server called glass.dal.net?
-Data- [Wallops/#DragonWeyr] work with me here, I'm intentionally fibbing ;)
<Contention> ( http://www.esper.net/documents/policy.html for the AUP here, btw. )
-IJ- (opnotice/#dragonweyr/10@) Ahhh.
-Kage- -CHANOPS- #DragonWeyr:Gotcha.
<user> Nope Data
<user> I rarely went on DALnet
<Data> Uhhhh
<user> If I did I went in services only.
<Data> you rarely went there, yet you ran a server?
-Dart|Sleep- ?!?!?!?!
<Kazul> ....
<user> Yeah.
* Paws sniggers
<user> IO hated it.
<IJ> IO?
-Dart|Sleep- Lets just kill him...
<Data> You went in Services only?  What the hay does that mean?
-Kosh- [writeallops/#dragonweyr] hey, maybe it's WaRR
<user> I*
<user> Services
<user> Kindof like this.
<Kazul> Right. Going to tell anymore lies today?
-IJ- (opnotice/#dragonweyr/10@) WaRR?
-> Ops #Dragonweyr: Be nice.
<user> It's a help channel.
<Paws> Data: You don't know? Gee, you must not have been an IRCop there! :o
-Kosh- [writeallops/#dragonweyr] old-school dalnet admin who I never saw on
<IJ> EIther that or it slipped his notice. :)
<user> Lol.
<user> I barely remember dal.
<Dart|Sleep> Yeah data mate, i think you must have been mistakened in thinking that you
were a server admin on dalnet
<Dart|Sleep> you dont seem to have a very good memory
<user> I hated all of the people there.
-Kosh- [writeallops/#dragonweyr] usd, I think
-Kosh- [writeallops/#dragonweyr] some boring name
-Data- [Wallops/#DragonWeyr] oh yeah!
<user> If they Query'd me with a stupid message i'd Temp. KLine them.
<user> Then I got really pissed one day
-Data- [Wallops/#DragonWeyr] I remember that, 'cause it was like University of South Dakota
or something like that, which happened to also be the letters for a local college,
University of San Diego :)
<user> Got in an arguement with another server Admin
<user> And got them taken away.
<user> I left
<Dart|Sleep> Really...
<user> Haven't went back since.
<Dart|Sleep> Good, wouuld you like to become an operator here?
<user> That's up to you.
<user> Not me.
<IJ> You wanted to become an operator here, did you not? Or link a server at least?
<user> Nay
* IJ scrolled back to see...
<user> I came here as a user.
-Kosh- [writeallops/#dragonweyr] jeez, next thing he's gonna start talking about what he
thinked and drinked
<user> It's your choice if you want me to become an Oper.
-Kosh- [writeallops/#dragonweyr] giggle
<Kazul> So.. let me try to figure this all out..
<Dart|Sleep> well we are always looking for experienced users like yourself to become opers
<user> Well..I guess, if you wish.
<Data> So what *did* you come here for?  I forgot. ;)
* IJ was AFK at the time.
<user> To ask if you use the same Commands as MediaDriven
<IJ> We wouldn't know.
<IJ> Or I wouldn't, anyway.
<user> Aye.
<Data> Ah yeah.. well, I don't know. :)
<IJ> I've never been there. :)
-Kosh- [writeallops/#dragonweyr] mediadriven sounds like the name of some defunct dotcom
startup
-Kage- -CHANOPS- #DragonWeyr:I think we've made up our minds, your NOT going to be a oper.
<user> It sucks.
<Data> never been to MediaDriven myself
<user> Don't go.
<Dart|Sleep> surely someone as experienced as you can workout how to use services,
especially since it is stated in the motd?
-> Ops #Dragonweyr: Oh please. Professionalism, you crackheads. :P

    Wasting my breath, I know. ;)

-Data- [Wallops/#DragonWeyr] LOL
<IJ> As well as on the page.
<user> eH?
<user> I use the skip command of /motd.
-Dart|Sleep- cont - have a bit of a laugh mate ;P
<IJ> I'd recommend reading it at least once a month or so.
<user> I used it to see what the services channel was.
-Data- [Wallops/#DragonWeyr] sounds like RB's failed company, MediaBang.  In this guy's
case, though, I'd call it MediaDrivel. ;)
<user> Yeah
<IJ> I only skip it because I run my server.
<user> But not liek every time.
<IJ> However, you cannot use not reading the MOTD as a defense for not knowing a given
server's rules.
<user> RpG Mp³ Player Is Now Playing: Sum 41-Summer.mp3 With The Length Of: 2mins 42secs
RpG Script Dialog Mp³.
<IJ> Knock that off.
-Kage- -CHANOPS- #DragonWeyr:Drivel? Don't you mean Driven? ;)
<user> I know server rules my friend.
<Dart|Sleep> Well, we would expect a user of your caliber to know them
<user> I know not to screw up now like I did on Mediadriven.
<user> Yes.
<user> °Thank You°
<Kazul> You come in saying you admined a server on DALnet, a network you didn't even like
and you can't even remember the server name. Then you say you have been Klined from another
network for some reason?.. Besides asking about services.. why are you hear?
-Dart|Sleep- oh. dear. god.
<user> I just told you. ;x
<IJ> Or better yet, he could just download the sources to Services.
-Data- [Wallops/#DragonWeyr] No, in this guy's case I'm talking Drivel. :>
<IJ> Not only could he get the commands, he could even build a copy for himself and play
with it.
<user> Heh.
<Dart|Sleep> Since if you ran a server, i assume you are fairly experienced with coding,
compiling and unix in general?
<IJ> Curious, what kind of system did you run, operating system-wise??
<IJ> s/??/?/
-Kage- -CHANOPS- #DragonWeyr:Where in gods name do these people come from?
-Kazul- 8th grade ;)
-Kage- -CHANOPS- #DragonWeyr:No, I'm thinking they didn't get that far.
-Dart|Sleep- They are worth a laugh though, lol
<user> Errr.. Sorry I was away
-IJ- (opnotice/#dragonweyr/10@) Or he was finding out what kind of bullshit to feed us.
-Kazul- Figured that ;)
<IJ> Well, what kind of system were you using to run your server?
<user> System I ran..hrm.. Let me think on that one. And yes I'm kind of experienced with
Coding, Compiling, and some Unix.
<user> Although I forgot most of it.
<Kazul> ....
<IJ> Which Unix variants are you the most experienced with, and do you have a preference?
-IJ- (opnotice/#dragonweyr/10@) No examples, please. ;)
-IJ- (opnotice/#dragonweyr/10@) I want to see how TRULY clueless he really is.
-Kosh- [writeallops/#dragonweyr] mr. user, did you or did you not have sexual relations
with that woman? <user> I forgot.
<user> Ugh. 
-Dart|Sleep- lemme do something after this IJ, i have a nice idea
<IJ> Ugh?
-Kazul- I'll let you go on this.. as must as I want to lay into him.. I'm sure you will
have more fun out of this.. ;)
<user> Yes, Ugh.
<Data> I"m not familiar with that variant.
-Kage- -CHANOPS- #DragonWeyr:LOL! Rand that's a good one :>
<Data> ;)
<IJ> Nor'm I. :)
<user> I don't remember most of this stuff man.
<user> It's been years.
<Dart|Sleep> well, user, we would love you to become an irc operator on esper net.  In
fact, we're going to add you an o:line now.  To activate your opership please type "/quit
oper me"
<user> Hehe, Nice try.
-Kazul- Bleh =p
<Dart|Sleep> You dont want it?
-Kage- -CHANOPS- #DragonWeyr:You could try the Alt+F4 gag ;)
<Kazul> Well, let's try a simple command.
<[EBI]Sotek> ...I'd really think someone could remember what Unix variant they perfer. o.O
-Kosh- [writeallops/#dragonweyr] /join #2,002, naturally
<Kazul> How do you list a dir?..
<IJ> And you don't even have to be a current admin to answer this. :)
<Kazul> I'm sure you must remember a command like that?
<user> eH?
<user> What kind of 'dir' do you mean?
<user> There's several kind.
<Kage> In Unix how do you get a listing of a directory?
<Kazul> There you go.
<Dart|Sleep> it is a simple enough question
<user> Aye.
<Dart|Sleep> for someone with your server administration experience
<Dart|Sleep> if you want some time to go and use a search engine, or irchelp.org we can
allow this
<user> It's probably /dir
-Kazul- I know.. *puts on the "I suck at linux" t-shirt* =p
<user> Again, it's been a long time.
* Kage blinks
<Kazul> Wow..
<Kage> /dir?
<Kazul> Never heard of that one.
<user> Me either.
<user> It was a complete guess.
<user> =/
<Kage> kfiresun@phoenix$ /dir
<Kage> bash: /dir: No such file or directory
<user> Rofl.
<Kage> . o O ( Want to try again? )
<Kazul> So... Yeah.
<Kazul> Take another guess?
<user> Well
<Kazul> Or are you tired of making yourself look like a total moron?
<user> You know as well as I do that I don't know Unix worth a crap.
-Kage- -CHANOPS- #DragonWeyr:NOW this is getting somewhat funny ;)
-Chimerasame- /join #2,002 just puts you in a channel called #2
<user> So no, I won't waste your time.
-Kage- -CHANOPS- #DragonWeyr:It should be /join #2,000
<user> I KNEW Unix.
<Dart|Sleep> Because much as we found it amusing to start with, user, we are getting bored
<user> Aye.
<user> I'm pretty damn boring sometimes.
<user> People get used to it.
<Kazul> Only thing you know how to do is make up lies. At least that's what it looks like.
<Dart|Sleep> You have never run a server, and if you have been on irc more than three times
before this i would be surprised.
<Dart|Sleep> now, do yourself a favour and /quit before I /kill you?  capice?
<user> I've run  a server. It's just when I went to Mediadriven I was so mad.
<user> I started yelling at people, cussing.
<IJ> Hope we don't have to deal with that here.
<user> That turned me to stress.
<Kazul> Listen, we are rather tied of your lies.
<user> Therefore
<Dart|Sleep> we do not require details of your history of mental instability
<user> Look.
<user> I'm not lying. ;)
<user> You can ask anyone on MD.
*** user Quit (Local kill by Dart|Sleep (Game. Over.))
* Kazul claps
*** user has joined #DragonWeyr
<user> eH?
<user> Killing people is fun.
<IJ> BTW, what's MediaDriven's domain name?
<Kazul> I understand why MD Klined you.
*** user Quit (Local kill by Dart|Sleep (No, there are no extra levels not even a credits
screen))
<IJ> I'd like to see what they're like.
*** user has joined #DragonWeyr
*** user Quit (Killed (Kage (Get me those Chinese language files I asked for. End of
line.)))
-Kage- -CHANOPS- #DragonWeyr:Mine ;)
*** user has joined #DragonWeyr
<user> This is fun
<IJ> So is this.
<IJ> Try talking.
*** user Quit (This user has been silenced.  Message not shown.)
*** user has joined #DragonWeyr
<user> °Okay°
<user> =D
<IJ> Enough of this shit.
<user> See.
<Dart|Sleep> come on IJ, stop playing with him and lets just get rid of him...he's starting
to make the room smell
<Dart|Sleep> ;>
<user> Rofl
<IJ> Yeah, already done.
<user> KLine me :|
*** user Quit (Killed (IJ (Time to yank your plug.)))
<IJ> Already did so.
<Kazul> lol.
<Dart|Sleep> lol
* Dart|Sleep applauds
<Dart|Sleep> that was very very amusing
<Kazul> Should have let me lay into him.
* Kazul wanted to make him cry..
<Kage> What a moron
<Dart|Sleep> Drew, you had better add this to your "Saddest moments in #dw" file, because
this was simply *inspired*
<Contention> ;>
* Data grins

-- From: Data (IJ's log) --

Session Start: Fri Mar 08 15:30:17 2002
(IJ): Hey.
(TheMasterGamer): WTF
(TheMasterGamer): Sup dawg?
(TheMasterGamer): Hows it haniging
(TheMasterGamer): Stop this damn thing from saying I am silenced.
(TheMasterGamer): What the fuck is up wit dat bro?
(TheMasterGamer): Yo bitch you still there my homey?
(TheMasterGamer): yo bitch!
(TheMasterGamer): Yo
(IJ): Yes, I am, now be quiet.
(TheMasterGamer): Hey mabn
(TheMasterGamer): I am?
(TheMasterGamer): What are you doing?
(IJ): Enforcing policy.
(TheMasterGamer): Haha, What POLICY?
(IJ): <TheMasterGamer> zz SUCK MY ASS FUCKER
(IJ): This x200 in a channel.
(TheMasterGamer): Hell yes
(TheMasterGamer): That's what I am talking about!
(IJ): That's called "flooding".
(IJ): And flooding is called "against the rules".
(TheMasterGamer): Why are we talkin bout water dude its the internet
(TheMasterGamer): No FLOODING on the fucking INTERNET jesus christ
(TheMasterGamer): wuts wit da muthafucka?
(IJ): Watch your mouth, pal.
(TheMasterGamer): Sorry, bitch, its the way i talk
(TheMasterGamer): i am from da ghetto
(TheMasterGamer): aight time to unsilence my ass
(TheMasterGamer): k?
(IJ): No.
(IJ): I'm not done with you yet.
(TheMasterGamer): Why??
(TheMasterGamer): What else you gonna do?
(TheMasterGamer): to me?
(TheMasterGamer): What else ???
(TheMasterGamer): Yo!! hey!!
(IJ): I'm still here.
(TheMasterGamer): Why is an operator threatening me
(IJ): I'm not threatening you.
(TheMasterGamer): I dont understand Why ELSE you going to DO?
(IJ): I'm punishing you.
(TheMasterGamer): for what
(IJ): Flooding a channel.
(TheMasterGamer): By SILENCING ME?
(IJ): Yes.
(TheMasterGamer): thats the punishment?
(TheMasterGamer): I WAS ANSWERING A TRIVIA QUESTION!
(IJ): I at least did that to get your attention and to stop your being distruptibe.
(IJ): disruptive.
(TheMasterGamer): the answer was SUCK MY ASS FUCKER
(TheMasterGamer): its a porno movie
(IJ): Then why do I have someone complaining about you?
(IJ): From http://www.esper.net/documents/policy.html:
(IJ): II A. 1. EsperNet is intended as a forum for conversation. Hence, any activities which
jeopardize the rights of other users in that regard or generally, or the existence or
functionality of EsperNet as a whole, are prohibited. These include, without limitation:
(IJ): [...]
(IJ): --Sending repeated messages to a user or channel (flooding).
(TheMasterGamer): ohhhhh, but I am protected by the first amendment i can say what i want
on here
(TheMasterGamer): FREE SPEECH I CAN SUE
(IJ): No are not.
(TheMasterGamer): You can't SILENCE my RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH
(IJ): From that same document:
(TheMasterGamer): WHAT THE HELL I AM PISSED OFF AT YOU IJ!
(IJ): II. A. 5. EsperNet is a privately owned and operated network. As such,
EsperNet reserves the right to remove any person or bot from any or all servers for any
reason.
(TheMasterGamer): YOU CANT RESERVE THE RIGHT, YOU DONT HAVE THE AUTHORITY!
(IJ): Oh yes I do.
(TheMasterGamer): No YOU DON'T
(TheMasterGamer): Who do you think you ARE? THE PRESIDENT
(TheMasterGamer): YOU CANT RESERVE ANY RIGHT
(IJ): Yes.
(IJ): Yes, I can.
(TheMasterGamer): No YOU CANT
(IJ): On this network, better believe I reserve the right to remove you.
(TheMasterGamer): No You don't
(TheMasterGamer): You can't RESERVE RIGHTS
(IJ): Now, do you want me to EXERCISE that right?
(IJ): Yes, I can.
(IJ): This is a private entity.
(TheMasterGamer): NO YOU CANT! DO YOU READ THE CONSTITUTION
(TheMasterGamer): BUT ITS RUN IN THE US
(TheMasterGamer): PRIVATE OR NOT PRIVATE YOU ARE STILL BREAKING THE LAW
(IJ): The Constitution does not apply.
(TheMasterGamer): YES IT DOES
(IJ): No it does not.
(TheMasterGamer): OMG I AM SO PISSED AT YOU FOR BREAKING THE LAW
(IJ): It's just like you visting my apartment.
* IJ laughs
(IJ): You're pitiful.
(TheMasterGamer): IF THE COPS FOUND OUT.... THEY WOULD ARREST YOU
(TheMasterGamer): RIGHT AWAY
(TheMasterGamer): That's DIFFERENT
(IJ): Well excuse me while I go shit my pants...
(TheMasterGamer): You better
(IJ): ... from laughing at that statement.
(TheMasterGamer): Your NETWORK IS ILLEGAL
(IJ): Oh really?
(TheMasterGamer): Yes
(TheMasterGamer): You are an ILLEGAL network
(TheMasterGamer): You RESERVE ILLEGAL rights!
(IJ): Man, you ARE amusing.
(TheMasterGamer): I am glad you find this AMUSING now, you won't find it so
amusing when the COPS are ON YOUR ASS!!!
(IJ): However, I have other things to do, so meanwhile, I get to exercise that
"ILLEGAL right".
(TheMasterGamer): NO YOU DONT!!
(TheMasterGamer): YOU WOULDN'T DARE
(s) Kill- TheMasterGamer (dbenito@dt122n57.tampabay.rr.com) killed by IJ (Oh yes would.)
(TheMasterGamer): You REMOVED ME!
(TheMasterGamer): OH GOD..
(IJ): II. A. 5. in motion, graceful, isn't it?
(TheMasterGamer): You basically REWROTE THE CONSTITUTION
(TheMasterGamer): THATS NOT LEGAL!
(IJ): The Constitution does not apply here.
(TheMasterGamer): YES IT DOES!!!
(TheMasterGamer): If this is in the US it applies.
(TheMasterGamer): The LAW still applies
(TheMasterGamer): DONT YOU UNDERSTAND
(TheMasterGamer): ARE YOU A DUMBSHIT?
(IJ): No, but you are.
(IJ): You apparently don't understand our rules.
(TheMasterGamer): AT LEAST I UNDERSTAND THE LAW
(TheMasterGamer): YOUR RULES ARE FUCKING ILLEGAL!
(IJ): If you understand the law, show me your lawyer's license.
(TheMasterGamer): I am not a lawyer
(TheMasterGamer): But I KNOW THE LAW
(TheMasterGamer): I LIVE MY LIFE BY IT AND YOU ARE A CRIME
(IJ): Uh huh.
(IJ): You need to live by our rules.
(TheMasterGamer): YOUR RULES ARE A CRIME.
(IJ): The cops would laugh at you.
(TheMasterGamer): No they would Get on your ASS right away
(TheMasterGamer): They'd be Like HELL YES LETS JUMP THIS FUCKER
(IJ): Let them.
(IJ): Look, your scare tactics don't work.
(TheMasterGamer): You are cold fish.
(TheMasterGamer): You are one cold criminal
(TheMasterGamer): One cold Fish
(TheMasterGamer): But YOU ARE ONE DEAD DUCK
(TheMasterGamer): IF THE COPS FIND YOUR SITE
(TheMasterGamer): THE YARE GOING TO JUMP YOUR ASS
(IJ): Are you done blathering yet?
(TheMasterGamer): NO I AM NOT
(IJ): Oh yes you are.
(TheMasterGamer): I WANT YOU TO SHUT DOWN THIS CRIME RUN NETWORK
(TheMasterGamer): YOU ARE WORST THAN THE AL-QAEDA
(TheMasterGamer): What a Criminal.
(IJ): You are a sad, sad case.
(TheMasterGamer): I AM? YOU ARE!
(TheMasterGamer): OMG!
(TheMasterGamer): YOU ARE THE WORST CASE IN THE WORLD.
(IJ): Speak for yourself.
(TheMasterGamer): You're the lowest of the low.
(IJ): Thank you!
(TheMasterGamer): You're a dirty rotten criminal who has no love for human life.
(TheMasterGamer): That's why you run this network
(TheMasterGamer): so you can HAVE CONTROL over human life and THE CONSTITUTION
(TheMasterGamer): YOu are the ONLY NETWORK i know of that does not live by the constitution
(TheMasterGamer): DALNet doesn't have Operators.
(IJ): Oh yes they do.
(TheMasterGamer): They don't have RULES.
(IJ): That's debatable.
(TheMasterGamer): You're the only IRC server with RULES.
(IJ): Then don't use it. ;)
(TheMasterGamer): What does that tell you?
(TheMasterGamer): You are ILLEGAL
(IJ): That tells you that you don't belong here. ;)
(TheMasterGamer): You are running some operaton here
(IJ): And people actually like it. ;)
(TheMasterGamer): Think you are all big and bad
(TheMasterGamer): No they don't
(TheMasterGamer): IJ you ban everyone
(TheMasterGamer): You are a POWER-HUNGRY ASSHOLE AND YOU KNOW IT TOO!
(IJ): If I banned everyone, the population would be zero, wouldn't it?
(TheMasterGamer): It is but then you unban them
(TheMasterGamer): and say youre sorry
(TheMasterGamer): they forgive then you DO IT FUCKING AGAIN
(TheMasterGamer): GOD!
(TheMasterGamer): WHAT AN ASS
(IJ): That's "Mr. ASS" to you.
(TheMasterGamer): See
(TheMasterGamer): You want a POWER-HUNGRY NAME
(TheMasterGamer): MR. ASS
(TheMasterGamer): OMG
(TheMasterGamer): Pretty soon we will be calling you BIG ASS
(TheMasterGamer): Do you know what?
(TheMasterGamer): I am going to apply to be an ADMINISTRATOR of this network
(TheMasterGamer): I will own this network
(TheMasterGamer): and DETHRONE YOU
(IJ): Ooh, DO IT.
(IJ): apply@esper.net.
(TheMasterGamer): No longer will you deprive users like this
(TheMasterGamer): play with their minds
(TheMasterGamer): ESPERNET WILL BE A LEGAL IRC SERVER
(TheMasterGamer): I'll be accepted tomorrow!
(IJ): Not likely.
(TheMasterGamer): And GUESS what IJ, YOU'RE ASS IS MINE when I am ADMIN.
(IJ): Actually, change that "when" to an "if".
(IJ): I can tell you this much: It ain't happening.
(TheMasterGamer): Why Because you RUN this network?
(TheMasterGamer): I dont think so
(IJ): I am one of the admins, yes.
(TheMasterGamer): You're just a PEASANT
(TheMasterGamer): WORKING FOR THE REAL MASTERMIND.
(IJ): Uh huh.
(TheMasterGamer): I will DETHRONE ALL OF THE ADMINS
(TheMasterGamer): THEN I WILL FUCK THE OWNER OVER
(TheMasterGamer): AND I WILL TAKE OVER ESPERNET AND MAKE SURE IT IS LEGAL FOR
EVERYONE I WILL THEN REHIRE ALL LEGAL ADMINS
(IJ): Hire?
(TheMasterGamer): Yes
(TheMasterGamer): I will ACTUALLY pay them
(IJ): Nobody works for money here.
(TheMasterGamer): See?
(TheMasterGamer): You're being used
(TheMasterGamer): You're a CRIMINAL
(TheMasterGamer): Im going to leave toinght... but IJ, guess what, I come back
tommorrow as Head Honcho
(TheMasterGamer): be afraid
(TheMasterGamer): I will be accepted
(TheMasterGamer): i know i will
(s) Kill- TheMasterGamer (dbenito@dt122n57.tampabay.rr.com) killed by IJ (Yeah, I'm afraid.
That you'll reproduce.)
Session Close: Fri Mar 08 15:59:27 2002

-- From: Rand/Dartollen --

*** User has joined #DragonWeyr
<IJ> Hi.
<User2> So once again, IJ, if User does anything excessively stupid, I have nothing
to do with it. I may disagree with most of the people in the channel I was banned with, but
retaliating and getting one's self banned from one of the best IRC networks is just stupid.
*** User has left #DragonWeyr

(IJ): Hello?
(User): Yes?
(IJ): We're told that you might "try something".
(IJ): Care to tell me about it?
(IJ): And what exactly did you need in #dragonweyr?
(User): I'm sorry, I don't speak English.

--

<user> He'll be back in a minute.
<Data> same nick?  Soldier?
<Kazul> Nope
<Kazul> Used Laden after that
<user>  And then... yeah, Commander Espanol.
<Data> so what am I, Lt. English?
<Contention> Major Pun. :>
<Data> LOL
<IJ> Ick.
<Kazul> Boo
<IJ> That's just wrong. :)
<user> *hiss*
* Contention hides.
<IJ> Okay, I'll have to administer corporal pun-ishment to those involved!
<Data> no, it's Major Pun, not Corporal Pun ;)
<Contention> Corporal Pun-Ishment is his nephew. ;>
<user> ...General Idiocy.  :-/

-- From: IJ --

*** user has joined #dragonweyr
<user> Anyone notice user2 yet?
<@Aari> ?
<@IJ> No, what's up?
<user> (user2): Hello, My name is Toby Faulkner and i am from the new server
/server irc.auscape.org from the Auscape IRC Network we have a great server thats really
got potential. #asd for services assisstance and #ChatZone for fun clean chat and its so
easy to use. You'll never turn back /server irc.auscape.org
(s) *** Notice -- Received Hurt Message for user2 from IJ (1800 seconds)
(Hello, my name is Ian Justman, and I'm from the ever-present EsperNet. This network
features a nice gage to keep your kind from spewing your advertising.)
-Aari- You beat me to it :<
-> -@#dragonweyr- (opnotice/#dragonweyr/4@) Sorry, shit like this is MINE.

--

<Foxworth> I managed to help kill calico
<Contention> Congrats. Join the select group. :>
<Foxworth> I was trying to give FM some ipfw rules
<Foxworth> and he went to run them
<Foxworth> the first was ipfw -f flush to clear the current rules, which is normal
<Foxworth> but what I didn't know was that calico's kernel is set to default to deny
<Contention> lol
<Foxworth> so it got the flush, and then didn't get the rest

...

<Foxworth> but I did succeede in stopping all DoS stuff calico was getting

-- From: Chimerasame --

*** User has joined #dragonweyr
<User> hello?
-IJ- (opnotice/#dragonweyr/5@) Kazul: Your turn.
*** User Quit (Killed (Kazul (Get lost.)))
<IJ> I didn't mean that.
<IJ> I meant answer her.

-- From: IJ --

Session Start: Thu Oct 03 22:10:08 2002
Session Ident: User
<IJ> Hey.
<User> What?
<IJ> I hear you are threatening to "hack" somewhere.
<IJ> [21:59] <User> Fucken un-Silence me!
<IJ> [22:02] <User> Good, Next time I hack!
<IJ> [22:02] <Kazul> Excuse me?
<IJ> [22:03] <User> Next time you bug me, I Hack you, Or Close the site!
<IJ> Hello?
<User> And?
<User> I care why?
<IJ> I don't take too kindly to your threatening my fellow staff members or myself.
<IJ> Now, I think it's time for you to go.
<User> Look, I Just made 1 Little post, and he blows up at me, I do not like being yelled at!
-> *operserv* akill add *@dsc*-ari-co-*.rasserver.net <User> Next time you bug me, I Hack you,
     Or Close the site! <-- To Kazul.
<IJ> You were not being yelled at.
<IJ> You were being disciplined.
<IJ> THat "one little post" may be the kind that breaks the rules around here.
<User> Mods Suck get it, You rules suck, It's a damn chat line! Your not a god!
<IJ> Yes, I am.
<IJ> This is MY "damn chat line".
<User> That talk that will get you in Hell boy!
<IJ> Then I'll meet ya there, pal.
<IJ> How's that sound?
<User> I not going
<IJ> Oh yeah you are.
<User> I live by gods rules, not mans!
<IJ> While you are on this network, you live by our rules.
<IJ> Which can be viewed at http://www.esper.net/documents/policy.html
<IJ> THe part you broke is:
<IJ> And before you do, let me quote part of the rules you broke at http://www.esper.net/documents/policy
<User> And your little power trip, Does not rule me.
<IJ> II. A. 3. Further EsperNet regulations include:
<IJ> -
<IJ> * Absolutely no mass advertising, whether by notice, by query (also known as /msg), or any
     other medium.
<IJ> Sorry, pal. Game over, you lose.
Session Close: Fri Oct 04 00:09:13 2002

--

<Veronath> Anyone got a way of contacting Gin or DATA?
<Contention> Email? :P
<lee> for the latter, threaten to destroy the enterprise... :P
<Veronath> Good idea..
* Veronath (Veronath@24.84.39.110) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Scarmiglion> you're supposed to beam off the ship first, Veronath

-- From: Foxworth --

*** Signoff: FireMyst (Ping timeout)
<Foxworth> how does one ping timeout when they're running their IRC client
on the machine running the server?
<Tadrith> Very... and I mean, VERY... carefully. :)
<Chimerasame> haha

--

* User has joined #dragonweyr
<IJ> Hi.
* User scampers in real quick
<User> Quick question
<IJ> What's up?
<User> can I have a hug? x.x
-IJ- (opnotice/#dragonweyr/15@) o.O
* IJ offers.
* User huggles IJ
<Contention> lol
<User> okies, that was all
* User scampers out
* User has left #dragonweyr
<IJ> Okay, whatever.

-- From: Powerlord --

(User): u have a problem with sex?
(User): r u not getting anough?
(User): have u been deprived?
(Powerlord): I have a problem with you joining multiple channels around the network and having cybersex
             in them
(User): not cyber sex
(User): cyberfun
(User): theres a diff
(User): =)
(User): i tell u what.. u unsilence me and i'll stay in devilsplaypen and b a good girl
(Powerlord): The point is that people don't really like it in all channels
(User): so?
(User): i dun like being quiet
(User): but u do it
(User): so i do what u dun like
(User): u know i bet if u got sum u wouldn't ban me
(User): i think ur jealous of bre and andy
(Powerlord): I'm glad you think so, but I'm not here to discuss my sex life with you.
(User): well u have a problem wif myne
(User): not my problem ur ashamed of ur sex life
(Powerlord): The biggest problem I have is with your "sex life" taking place in public channels (#esper
             in particular)
(User): whats wrong got a small willy?
(User): aww
(User): see told u i'm not ashamed
(User): =)
(User): makes u proud huh
(Powerlord): Yes, but these channels may have minors present.
(User): erm.. so?
(User): they gonna learn it sumwhere else
(User): y not show em here
(Powerlord): That isn't my decision to make, it's their parents or legal guardians.
(User): well they shouldn't let em on here
(Powerlord): It's also why this rule exists on the Esper.net network: Channels pertaining to adult sexual
             topics are permitted, but must remain set to +s (secret) mode at all times.
(User): oh boo hoo
(User): not like its real
(User): i really think u need to get fucked more
(User): then u'd lighten up sum
(User): u suck!!
(User): no wonder u can't get laid
(User): ur to busy sucking
(Powerlord): Is that the worst you can come up with? :P
(User): no
(User): i can do better ur just not worth my best
(Powerlord): And you're not worth my time. IJ will be taking care of this matter, so I'm just going to put
             you on ignore.
* Added *!User@*.ipt.aol.com to ignore list

-- From: IJ --

* User has joined #dragonweyr
<IJ> Hi.
<IJ> Can we help you with something?
<User> Im looking for final fantasy isos on internet or any other RPG on PSX
<IJ> Then you've come to the wrong place.
<IJ> Did you need anything further?
<IJ> (We don't do warez.)
<Gin-Irochi> As in we do not allow warez on this network as a whole.
<Gin-Irochi> Just to make it clear.
<BlueChocobo> aye, no fserves, bots, file-serving channels, or anything of the like.
<User> what kind of help can you bring to whom that come asking for...
<BlueChocobo> (filesharing bots, that is)
<Gin-Irochi> Problem users, channel administration, etc.
<IJ> Just general usage, using Services on this network (Nick-/Chan-/MemoServ), and reporting trouble.
<User> and whats that of filesharing bots???
<IJ> We don't allow them.
<BlueChocobo> we don't allow them :P
<User> somebody can explain me whats filesharing bots
<User> ?
<Gin-Irochi> IRC is not a filesharing service anyway. It stands for "Internet Relay Chat", not "I Request Contraband"
<Gin-Irochi> :P
<Gin-Irochi> XDCC's or fservs
-BlueChocobo- (opnotice/#dragonweyr/14@) what do you wanna bet this guy doesn't even know what an fserve is ;)
-Gin-Irochi- (opnotice/#dragonweyr/14@) heh
-Gin-Irochi- (opnotice/#dragonweyr/14@) poor little warez monkey
<User> no prob but im still lost whats that of XDCC OR FSERVS
<Gin-Irochi> filserving bots
<Gin-Irochi> +e
<User> ??? and... :P
* User Quit (Quit: )

-- From: IJ --

*** User has joined #dragonweyr
<@IJ> Hi.
<@IJ> Can we help you with something?
<User> hi
<User> yes
<User> an info about Winproxy5
<@IJ> What did you need to know?
<User> serial number
<@IJ> Hold a sec.
<User> ok
<@IJ> Ready?
<User> yes
<@IJ> Here ya go.
<@IJ> Y4RIGH7Y0UW4R3ZM0NK3Y
<User> thank you very much IJ
<@IJ> Don't mention it.
<@IJ> Meanwhile...
*** IJ sets mode: +b <User>
*** User was kicked by IJ (We don't do warez, bonehead.)


Misc. Note: The following three [... *four*, my god] logs are from three successive users, one after another,
    in the space of perhaps an hour or less.


--

* User{WEEE} has joined #Dragonweyr
<Dartollen> hi
<Dartollen> can we help you?
<User{WEEE}> hi
<User{WEEE}> Someone registered the Nicks User{WEIRD} and User{WEEEE} impersonating me.
<User{WEEE}> Can you drop them for me?
<Dartollen> hang on a sec
<User{WEEE}> ty
<Dartollen> um, i'm afraid I won't be doing that
<Dartollen> your nickname is not registered
<Dartollen> so as far as i'm concerned, the person who registered those nicknames is the rightful owner of them
* User{WEEE} is now known as User
-lee:@#dragonweyr- [@#dragonweyr] User is registered
<User> this one is.
<Dartollen> ok, one moment
<Dartollen> what is the normal nickname of the person trying to impersonate you?
<Contention> User2
<Contention> Or that's the one he's using right now.
<User> It's User2, but I'd rather not have any actions taken against her, it was more a friendly joke I think,
       but I'd still rather the names dropped.
<Contention> I was about to invite him in. :>
<Contention> Her, sorry.
<Dartollen> well if it's just a friendly joke, why isnt she dropping the nicknames herself?
<User> because i'm an airhead, sorry i didn't ask her.
* User feels REAL smart now.
<User> Sorry to have wasted your time.
* User has left #Dragonweyr

--

* User has joined #DragonWeyr
<User> I need help some idiot is nuking me
<Contention> Oh? Any idea who?
<User>  (IP removed)
-> *Person* Could you join us in #Dragonweyr for a moment?
<User> I think is what your asking?
<Contention> Yeah, sort of.
<User> ah 
<User> a message just poped up I think I know who did it
* Person has joined #Dragonweyr
<Contention> Hi.
<Person> good day
<Contention> User claims you're "nuking" him (her?).
<User> well what do you know as promised my nuker shows
<Person> nuking them?
<Person> i don't have the means or the reason to
<User> ah dumb as they were when they got k-lined from every other server for nuking
<Person> i set them on ignore
<User> too bad theres no such thing
<Person> and banned them from the two channels of which they joined for abuse of a member
<Contention> When you say "nuking", User, what do you mean by that?
<User> I mean nuking
<Contention> It's not a technical term. Packet flood attacks, remote disconnects, nasty private messages? :P
<User> I mean nuking
<User> blue monitor
* Person2 has joined #Dragonweyr
<User> white letters?
<Contention> Hi. Can we help you with something?
* Person3 has joined #DragonWeyr
<Person> thanks for joining me chris and pat :)
<Person3> :)
<Person2> Somebody is accusing Person of nuking. Is there any way I can assist in clearing that up? I was just
          talking to him
<Person3> Dittos
<User> Yeah
<Contention> Hrm, ok. Can I suggest you get a decent firewall such as the one called ZoneAlarm (available at
             www.zonelabs.com)?
<Person> Contention: these people are here as referances that will surely cure this problem
<User> <Person3> ha ha slut we're going to packet you
<User> that was just in PM
<Person3> ?
<Person3> not from me
<User> Oh I see so your shaddow uses your nick too?
<Person> i have a clean history as op in #modarchive and have never nuked anyone or be accused of nuking anyone
<Person2> Ok I see what's going on here
<User> or just your teddy bear?
<Person2> User you need to get a life man
<Person3> I've no idea what you are talking about, User
<Person2> Stop harrasing people
<User> I'm not giving anyone a ass
<User> or making them girls
<User> if you want to be a girl see a doctor
* Person2 shakes his head.
<Person3> pfft
<Contention> Ok, then. :>
* User Quit (Quit: disconected by Person3 DIE SLUT)
<Person3> problem solved, imo
<Contention> Yes.
<Person3> Thank you :)
* User has joined #DragonWeyr
<User> what the heck?!
<Person3> maybe
<Contention> That last was a little bit OTT.
* User Quit (Quit: disconected by Person3 DIE SLUT)
<Person2> User: I'm not wasting my time on you.
* User has joined #DragonWeyr
<Person3> lol
<User> alright what's going on?
<Person2> What a load of crap
<Contention> Either you have a script virus or you think I'm stupid. Neither impresses me.
<Person> this is just stupid
<User> Oh I don't think you're stupid
<User> it's just that's what your mom said when you were born
<User> HERE COMES STUPID THE UNWANTED PILE OF SHIT
* Person2 shakes his head again
<Contention> Go clean up your computer, and if you still have problems, contact your ISP. These guys have been here
             (the network) a while and are acting much more maturely than you are. That's all I have to go on.
<Person2> Um ok op's I think it's pretty obvious what's going on here.
<Person> this isn't gonna last as long as i expected it to
* Person2 has left #Dragonweyr
<Person> i think i'll put that ignore back on
<Contention> If you continue to be abusive like that, *you* are going to end up banned, User. That's all.
<User> oooh
<User> I'm sorry
<User> I didn't mean to make you so jealous
<User> or take you from learning to be useful by sucking your thumb
* User Quit (Killed (Contention (... idiots.)))

--

User had created a bot that went into random channels and spouted abuse. He had just promised to keep it under control
in future.

<User> Hey btw, can I be an op?
<Contention> No. :P
<Dartollen> How about no?
<User> I could make bots of you

--

<Ninjy> I'm just wondering, but I think I was pretty clear when I said not to let the bot join other channels, wasn't I?
<User> I was trying to repent
<User> by making an ice bot
<User> a nice
<Ninjy> * Bot has joined #vgma
<Ninjy> <Bot> I am here to repent
<Ninjy> <Bot> I have made something very nice
<Ninjy> * Bot has left #vgma
<User> Yes that one :)
<User> It is nice
<Ninjy> Having a bot join a random channel such as #vgma is NOT appreciated.
<User> oh
<User> oops
<Ninjy> I'm now going to ask you to keep that bot off of EsperNet as a whole, since it's only bothering users. If you want
        to try it our on another network, then that's your decision.
<User> okay
<User> I was only trying to make it up to you
<User> Because the first bot was real mean
<User> So this one is nice
<Ninjy> Regardless of that, I made it clear not to make it join random channels.
<User> I wont join random channels
<Ninjy> It just did earlier. But my point stands.
<User> okay I got it
<User> You sure I can't be an op?
-legend.esper.net- *** Notice -- Received KILL message for User. From Ninjy (Do not change the topic.)
<Ninjy> You're free to talk again now, but don't make me get one more complaint about you, and I do not want you backtalking
        me. Do I make myself clear?
<User> yess
<User> yes
<User> oop
<Ninjy> Good.

-- From: IJ --

After offering some help in #dw:

<@IJ> If you didn't need anything further, would you mind terribly much leaving?
*** User Quit (Quit:)
<@IJ> The channel, not IRC...

--

* User has joined #dragonweyr
<User> ummm i need help immedietly
<Contention> ?
<User> what is illegal code
<Contention> Code which violates one or more laws. Varies depending on region. Why?
<User> at #channel the system says I have an illegal code 
<Contention> You'd have to ask the #channel ops about that, I think.
<User> what do i do
<Contention> Talk to them. ;)
<User> how
<Contention> What, you can't get into the channel?
<User> yeah but it will say i have two mins. to quit
<lee> User: can you paste the message?
<User> I'm on DC
<lee> ok then, type it exactly as you see it
<User> type what?
<lee> the message
<User> what does version mean
-Zero- [op notice/#dragonweyr] lol...I think I melted some of his brain cells by doing a ctcp version ;)
<lee> depends on the context
<Zero> I was checking to see what client you are using
<User> ohh...
<User> WARNIG YOU ARE PERFOMING AN ILLEGAL OPERATION. PLEASE TYPE /QUIT
<lee> who is that message from?
<Contention> <#channel person> Contention, basically, User is the absolute stupidest person on the planet, and we're messing with him.
<User> the system at #channel
<Contention> Ignore them, I'd just stay out of the channel. They're cunts. :P
<User> yeah User2 doent like me
<User> because i tried to send him my MIDI
-lee:@#dragonweyr- [@#dragonweyr] well, you ARE fucking stupid...
<Veronath> Her.
<User> ?!?!?!?!
<User> SHE?!?!
<Veronath> Yes.
-> Ops #Dragonweyr: :>
<User> no wonder...
<User> man

Ok, we've sorted this out, right? Wrong:

<Veronath> Anyway, is there anything else we can help you with?
<Veronath> If they are harrassing you, simply don't go there.
<lee> did you read those IRC guides I told you to read the other day?
<Professor> ...
<User> how can I get pass the system 
<Veronath> What system?
<lee> do what?
<Professor> Do you mean that  you're banned and you can't get in?
<User> no
<Veronath> Now you know.
<User> know what?
<Veronath> You are not banned in the channel, so what is the problem?
<User> the system is saying that i am performing an illegal operation
<User> i dont know what it is
<Veronath> Someone playing a joke on you?
<User> no. it says system:

*dies horribly*

<lee> User: it is a joke, they're fucking with you
<User> it told me to type /quit or it will send my file to the FBI
<lee> User: read the IRC primer guides on www.irchelp.org
<Veronath> User, it was a JOKE.
<Veronath> Get over it.
<User> ok...
<User> one more thing
<Veronath> Yes?
<User> do you know any good chat rooms that talk about <topic> other than #channel
<lee> nope
<Veronath> You can try a /list. 
<lee> can I just double check something, you're running linux on your dreamcast?
<User> ok ^_^
<User> no
<User> planetweb
<User> thanks!! ^_^
<lee> bye =)
* User Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

--

* User has joined #DragonWeyr
<User> I'm waiting for someone to come in so I can LAUGH.
<User> Specifically, User2.
* User is now known as Shitlauncher-Aardvark
<Contention> Could you, like, wait outside or something? :P
<Shitlauncher-Aardvark> Okay
* Shitlauncher-Aardvark has left #DragonWeyr
<Contention> Jesus.

-- From: IJ --

*** lamer has joined #dragonweyr
<lamer> Hey.
<@IJ> What?
<lamer> Wassup?
*** lamer Quit (Killed (IJ (Not your connection, dork.)))

-- From: IJ --

*** User has joined #dragonweyr
<User>: Can I get the pw to User2
<User>: or can i get it killed
<User>: my friends being a jerk :\
<User>: please lol
(@IJ): Hold a sec.

(Person using it has business using it)

-> *nickserv* info User
(Not registered)

(@IJ): Sorry, it doesn't belong to you.
<User>: i know it's my friend
<User>: he's being a jerk x.x
(@IJ): Then ignore him.
<User>: how?
(@IJ): Or leave the channel he's in.
(@IJ): I think /ignore nick should work fine.
(@IJ): (replace "nick" with his nickname.)
<User>: yay it worked ^^
<User>: ty ^^
*** User Quit (Quit: Not reading keyboard, press any key to continue.)
(@IJ): n/p.
(@IJ): OK, THAT will work.
(@IJ): Dumbfuck.

-- From: Ryo-Ohki --

* Ryo-ohki1a has joined #dragonweyr
< Ryo-ohki1a> Ryo-ohki is a fake he's not real!
<@Gin-Irochi> wha...?
< Ryo-ohki1a> I'm the real Ryo-ohki
<@Gin-Irochi> You do realize youi've come into a room full of IRC Operators in order to say this, right? :P
< Ryo-ohki1a> Yeah so? am I suposed to keep who I am a secret from what I am?
<@Gin-Irochi> ... anyway, do you need help with anything?
< Ryo-ohki1a> Yeah Ryo-ohki stole my nick
<@Zero> considering he has been here since 1996, I severely doubt that ;)
< Ryo-ohki1a> Yes I've been here since 1996
<@Zero> right
<@Zero> what's your real name?
<@Gin-Irochi> ...
< Ryo-ohki1a> ...
<@Ryo-Ohki> uh, yeah
<@Ryo-Ohki> I've been on this network since it started
<@Ryo-Ohki> I own this nick on two networks, other networks, there are others that own it, but here I do :)
<@Ryo-Ohki> Ryo-ohki1a:  I'm sorry if the nick you wanted to use is taken, but if you persist, there may be
            problems. Oper impersonation is an akillable offense.
< Ryo-ohki1a> I am a oper
< Ryo-ohki1a> threaten me again I will inform the police
* Ryo-ohki1a has quit IRC (Killed (Gin-Irochi (OK, you're beginning to bore me. You are not Ryo-Ohki. you
will never be Ryo-Ohki on this network. Stop bothering us.)))
<@Gin-Irochi> *thwack*
<@Gin-Irochi> FORE!

-- From: Ryo-Ohki --

(Ryo:) I thought after not seeing him/her for a few minutes, that (s)he had learned, but apparently not.

* Ryo-ohki1a has joined #dragonweyr
< Ryo-ohki1a> look I'm ryo-ohki
< Ryo-ohki1a> do that again You'll be sorry
* Ryo-ohki1a has quit IRC (Killed (Gin-Irochi (Next time I ban you from the network. You've been warned.)))
<@Ryo-Ohki> I thought from the delay there that he had actually learned and decided to stay away

* Ryo-ohki1a has joined #dragonweyr
< Ryo-ohki1a> watch it bastard I can have this server shut down
* Ryo-ohki1a has quit IRC (Killed (Ryo-Ohki (no you can't have the server shut down, its privately owned.)))

[OperServ] <user@host> added to AKILL list.

*** Notice -- Received KILL message for Ryo-ohki1a!<user@host>. From OperServ Path: OperServ (You are banned
from  this network, contact kline@esper.net for more information)

-- From: Pteryx --

*** User has joined channel #DRAGONWEYR
<User> is esper gonna go back up soon
<User> ?;/
<Pteryx> ...Er, you're on it now.

-- From: lee --

join/#dragonweyr: User
<User> Excuse me Veronath
<User> I would like to show you some evidence in my case
<User> It is good evidence too

--

<Helpful> ah, Dragon.  maybe *you* can tell me waht's wrong wtih legend :P
<Contention> I've just been on a week long course. No. :P
<Contention> <Contention> Oh, and what happened to legend?
<Contention> <Ketju> over bandwidth, problem will be solved Monday
<Contention> This is called a "temporary technical hitch".
<Contention> ;>
<Helpful> yeah, but i meant the oper thing, too :P
<Helpful> a more general 'what's wrong with them' sort of thing
* Contention laughs.
<Helpful> i mean, the server barely stays up
<Helpful> its constantly having problems (like now)
<Helpful> and now they're offering an o:line to anyone on the ntwork who can fill out an application?
<Contention> . o O ( It's a joke. More or less. )
<Helpful> legend is a joke? :P
<Contention> The application.
<Contention> Did you read it?
<Helpful> oh yes. Ninjy was somewhat heavily hinting i should apply
<Helpful> seemed like a fairly standard 'let's see if you're intelligent or just psychotic' form
<Contention> <Ketju> Basically
<Contention> <Ketju> And legend itself is having no issue ATM.
<Contention> <Ketju> The issue was with some users of it (shell users) abusing their hosts kindness
             and maxing out his T1
<Contention> Did you actually *read* it? :P
<Contention> All the way to the end? <g>
<Helpful> the end of the link he gave me
<Contention> lol
<Contention> So "if you were a fish, what would you be" didn't worry you? I mean, ok, it could be used
             as a reasonable application form if you wanted, but :P
<Helpful> it tests abstract conception
<Helpful> how you creativvely solve problems with no obvious correct answer
<Contention> Uh huh. :)
<Contention> :P
<Helpful> it's a fairly standard testing method
<Helpful> and on top of that, Ninjy kept insisting it was serious
<Helpful> now, he's not the brightest pin in the haystack, but i assume he'd know what's going on wtih
        his own server
<Contention> I think the final suggestion was something like "if we get any decent ones, maybe".
* Contention sniggers. Yeah, ok.
<Helpful> well, all i can say is, that's not how it was presented to me
* Contention adds you to quotes. - As I said, it's serious as far as it goes. But I wouldn't call it
             completely serious.
<Contention> They did know what they were doing. Dart is like that.
<Contention> An asshole, I mean. ;)

--

* User has joined #DRAGONWEYR
<Ketju> May I help you?
<User> I just want a Admin ;)
<Ketju> ...
<Ketju> May I help you?
<Karinu> Why do you want an admin?
<User> Nm,
<User> I dont think I can get a # can I/
<User> *?
<lee> what, exactly, do you need?
<Karinu> You seem to be typing those characters just fine.
<User> Huh?
<Ketju> What exactly is a *?
<Zero> an asterik
<User> I dont think I can get a # can I/
<Ketju> a #?
<User> I meant to put ? at the emd
<Ketju> What is a #?
<Veronath> A number.
<User> Channel
<Karinu> A pound sign.
<Ketju> I'll give you a 13.
-lee:@#dragonweyr- [@#dragonweyr] some strange form of correcting the previous line... "*<correction>"
<Veronath> Or channel.
<User> :P
-Ketju:@#dragonweyr- [@#dragonweyr] They have ops in a channel, this has to be a joke.
<Veronath> User, so you'd like to create your own channel on this network?
<User> Yes,
<Veronath> Sorry, we wern't sure.
<Karinu> /msg ChanServ HELP
<User> Its ok
<Veronath> You can do that by joining the channel you'd like, and doing the command just given.
<lee> User: to register a channel, you must be in said channel and be opped (have an @ next to your nickname), as well as
      being identified for a registered nickname. If this is the case, type the following, replacing <#channel> with the
      name of your channel including the #, <password> with a password, and <desc> with a description of what the channel
      is for (remove the <>'s): /chanserv register <#channel> <password> <desc>
<Karinu> /msg ChanServ HELP REGISTER
<lee> User: for more information, type: /chanserv help register
<Veronath> Follow the intructions, and that should get you through it.
<Karinu> in particular
-Ketju:@#dragonweyr- [@#dragonweyr] So how many IRCops does it take to help a user create a channel :)
<lee> User: to register your nick (which you must do to register a channel), type the following, replacing <yourpassword>
      with a password of your choice, and without quotes: "/nickserv register <yourpassword>". To identify after
      registering,: /nickserv identify <yourpassword>
<lee> User: for more information, type: /nickserv help register
<User> In my channel?
<User> Or here?
<Professor> It doesn't matter.
<lee> doesn't matter
<User> k
-Karinu:@#dragonweyr- [@] Depends on the density of the user.
<Professor> It'll appear in your status window, all the same.
-Ketju:@#dragonweyr- [@#dragonweyr] We might need to call for backup :)
<Veronath> Using /msg chanserv sends a message directly to the service.
-Professor- I can't conceive of any appropriate backup for this. It's an American...
-Karinu:@#dragonweyr- [@] From what state?
<User> Hmm
<User> -ChanServ- Syntax: REGISTER channel password description
<User> When I do that do I type /msg ChanServ?
* lee is now known as lee[z]
<Ketju> yes
<User> So what do I type /msg Chanserv REGISTER # Then the password?
<User> Description whats that for?
<lee[z]> User: to register a channel, you must be in said channel and be opped (have an @ next to your nickname), as well as
         being identified for a registered nickname. If this is the case, type the following, replacing <#channel> with the
	 name of your channel including the #, <password> with a password, and <desc> with a description of what the channel
	 is for (remove the <>'s): /chanserv register <#channel> <password> <desc>
<lee[z]> User: for more information, type: /chanserv help register
* User has left #DRAGONWEYR
<lee[z]> 1129-01:04:39 [Espernet] -NickServ(services@esper.net)- Nick User isn't registered.
<lee[z]> sigh.

-- From: Ketju --

<@Ketju> May we help you?
<@Professor> Something we can help you with?
<User> no
<User> nothing at all
<@Ketju> Ok, tehn if there is nothing we can help you with we'd ask that you /part this
              channel.
-!- User has left #dragonweyr []
-!- User has joined #dragonweyr
<User> that just made me exit
<User> thats not funny
<@Professor> Er, that was the point.
<@Ketju> Yes, I understand that.
<@Professor> This is the administrative channel.
<User> Ohhh
<@Professor> I suggest looking at the topic.
<User> ok
<User> goodbye
-!- User has left #dragonweyr [ ]

-- From: Ketju --

-!- User has joined #dragonweyr 
<@Ketju> User: Speak in here, or do not speak.  I've asked you twice. 
<User> ok 
<User> who is the head admin / moderator 
<@Ketju> What seems to be the problem? 
<User> i need to spek to him 
<@Ketju> Anybody here is able to help with user problems. 
<User> speak* 
<User> its not user problem 
<User> i got my own servers here 
<@Ketju> Then what is it? 
<User> but i need to speak moderator / head 
<@Ketju> Then please go to our website and obtain the server application form. 
<User> the told me 
<User> here was a head admin or moderator 
<@Ketju> all applications to connect a server to EsperNet go through the same channels, which is the server application form. 
<User> errr 
<User> i got a deal..but i need the head admin 
<@Ketju> http://www.esper.net/documents/servapp.txt 
<User> man is that not posible ? 
<@Ketju> No, that is not. 
<@lee> User: you want to link a server? 
<User> no 
<User> i am searching for head admin 
<@lee> ok, what do you need? 
<User> i am a admin from a server 
<User> and the heaqd admin ggaved me a kinda job here 
<User> why no one can help me 
<User> head admin told me to join this channel 
<@lee> because you haven't said what exactly it is that you want besides a "head admin" 
<@lee> (of which there is no such thing but that's besides the point) 
<User> i am the owner of the 2 new servers 
<User> and the told me if i join here i can get a @ functie here 
<@lee> you were told wrong 
<User> and so i can watch my servers whith there chatrooms on it 
<User> a head admin told me 
<User> so i am not wrong 
<User> he told me yesterday 
<User> :( 
<@Ninjy> We don't have a "head admin". 
<User> moderator then 
<User> but a higher one then you 11 
<User> your boss..lol 
<@Ninjy> We have no 'boss'.  This is a privately owned and operated network.  And all administrators are considered equal. 
<User> call him and tell him my name eric 
<User> yesterday i was talking to a admin 
<@Ninjy> You want to contact him.  You call him. 
<@lee> who, exactly? 
<User> and he sayed i can join the network 
<User> because i am owner of 2 servers here 
<@Ninjy> Define "here". 
<@lee> who said that, where is "here", and what two servers? 
<User> ok 
<User> savon told me 
<@Ninjy> -NickServ- Nick savon isn't registered. 
<@lee> there is nobody associated with espernet who uses that nick 
<User> an 2 servers haarlem.vespernet and alkmaar.vespernet 
<User> it was not on chatroom 
<User> it was irl 
<User> he sayed i can join the network 
<@Ninjy> Maybe you should learn not to make typos. 
<@lee> I think you're on the wrong network 
<User> mabe.. 
<User> but i got 2 servers for the network 
<@lee> I've never heard of vespernet, this is espernet 
<User> can i join then ? 
<@Ninjy> "This is the EsperNet admin channel".  Not "vespernet" 
<User> i mean espernet 
<@lee> did you read the server app? 
<User> i am trying to read it 
<@Ninjy> "trying"? 
<@lee> read the server app Ketju pointed you at, and if you meet all the requirements, you can join =) 
<User> ok 
<User> :) 
<User> fine 
<User> ok i have read it 
<User> and i agry whith the points etc 
<User> agree 
<@lee> how do you mean? 
<User> i need to fill in all poits right 
<User> and then send to you ? 
<User> right 
<@lee> did you read the bit marked "Initial requirements"? 
<User> yes 
<@lee> really? 
<User> all points 
<User> yes 
<@lee> and point 7? 
<User> yes also 
<@lee> so why are you still here? 
<User> point 7 
<User> i got 2 new servers 
<User> and i new here 
<@lee> 7.  You must be an operator on an existing EsperNet server for at least 
<@lee>     three months prior to applying for a server. 
<User> ok how can i be a operator 
<User> on a server ? 
<@Ninjy> "Don't come to us, we'll come to you." 
<@lee> after this episode? you have no chance whatsoever =) 
<User> what you mean ? 
<User> so i am never able to get my server / or operator here ? 
<@Ninjy> What we mean is, you just showed the utter edge of stupidity. 
<User> i c 
<@Ninjy> "I see." 
<User> yes 
<User> :) 
<User> i just 17 years old guy from holland 
<@Ketju> Thank you, come again. 
<User> and my englisch is not tha best 
<@Ninjy> "And", "English", "the", "best." 
-lee:@#dragonweyr- [@#dragonweyr] feel free to insult him in dutch ;) 
<User> ok 
<@Ninjy> Now, if there's nothing else we can do for you, would you very much mind parting? 
<@Ketju> . o ( /part ) 
<User> l o l 
<User> i dunno 
<@Ketju> No, not joke. 
<User> i dunno what it means 
<@Ketju> bye bye, been nice, tata, you go 
<User> i am following on school a ict 
<@Ninjy> It was a rhetorical question.  You're now allowed to idle here.  If you have no further questions, leave. 
<User> i am trying to get my servers here 
<User> but 
<User> you sayed 
<@lee> you can't. 
<User> you come to me for an operator funtie ? 
<@lee> there is no way for you to link to espernet 
<@Ninjy> Additionally, you might want to consider learning English first. 
<User> yes i already do 
<User> but 2 servers mean 2 free disk space for your network 
<@lee> um? 
<@lee> irc servers don't use disk space 
<User> voor chatrooms 
<User> brain 
<@lee> unless you're logging everything that happens on the network 
<@Ketju> Yes, one of those would help 
<@Neth> channels don't use disk space either, or just enough for the services database 
<@Neth> which certainly doesn't require more disks. 
<User> right 
<@Ninjy> Let alone 2 whole new servers. 
<User> let me join your network and i will show your network 
* Ketju knocks on User' head. 
<@Ketju> Hello?!  Anybody home? 
<User> yes ? 
<@Ninjy> That was also a rhetorical question. 
<User> kinda englisch joke or something ? 
<@Ketju> User: Read the server app.  Those are the policies and *nothing* can be done to alter them. 
<@Ketju> Please, have a nice day. 
<@Ketju> Goodbye. 
<User> :S 
<@Ketju> Notice the bold period, signifying the end of this? 
<User> i dunno 
<User> but i can seld it for 300 uero to you 
<@Ketju> User: I ask again, please leave? 
<User> no i wil stand here for operting funcite of my 2 servers 
-!- User was kicked from #dragonweyr by Ninjy [You really should look up "rhetorical" in the dictionary.] 
<@Ketju> And this, was indeed, a sad sad moment. 
-!- User has joined #dragonweyr 
<@Ketju> AH!!!! 
<@Ketju> NO NO NO! 
<User> why not ? 
<@Ketju> NO!!!! 
<@Neth> have you read the server application? 
<User> you banned me here 3 times now..every time i change my ip adres :) 
-!- User has left #dragonweyr [] 
-!- [OperServKill] User: (You are banned from this network, contact kline@esper.net for more information)

--

<Contention> What's your email address?
<Contention> veronath@ ?
<Veronath> kazul
<Contention> k
<Veronath> Why for?
<lee> because he wants to email you hot xxx contention-pr0n.
<SupaMog> lol
<Contention> Better if you read the email, I think. It's all the information I have, anyway. - *bites lee*
<Veronath> .....
<Veronath> Fuck the email, I want the pr0n.
<Contention> ... hm. *dies*
<Veronath> Haha.
<lee> lol
<lee> our very own saddest moments entry ...
<Neth> heh
<lee> and we don't even need to memo him
<Contention> ...

-- From: IJ --

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<User>: can you please tell me if mirc will run on a mac and if there is anything i need to do to get it running
<User>: please anyone
<@Neth>: no and no.
<User>: ok thx
<@Neth>: you'll need a mac client
<User>: can you explain
<@Neth>: mIRC is a windows IRC client
<User>: ok
<User>: thanks
<@Neth>: you'll need an IRC client for a macintosh, ircle, snak, etc.
<User>: ok
*** User has left #dragonweyr

-- From: Tom --

* User has joined #dragonweyr
<User> can anyone unban lamer
<User> he says he gonna give me 5 bux
<User> just unban him for like 1 day
<User> so i can get 5 bux
<Kage> uh, no
<User> T_T
<User> but i want to make 5 bux
* User has left #dragonweyr
<Kage> . o O ( Okay, that had to be the lamest excuse to have someone unbanned that I've heard to date. )

-- From: Ketju --

* User has joined #DragonWeyr
<User> hello
<User> can someone help me
<@Ketju> Sure, what's up?
<User> how can i register my name to get on #neverlands
<@Ketju> User: to register your nick (which you must do to register a channel), type the following, replacing
         <yourpassword> with a password of your choice, and without quotes: "/nickserv register <yourpassword>". To identify
	 after registering,: /nickserv identify <yourpassword>
<@Ketju> for more information, type: /nickserv help register
<@Ketju> Then you will have no trouble entering #neverlands
<User> thenk you i will thray
<@Ketju> ...
<User> thx
<User> bye
* User has left #DragonWeyr []
<@Ketju> yes yes, bye
[Esper] -NickServ(services@esper.net)- Nick User isn't registered.

-- From: Zero --

In his own words:

Bit of backstory: Some guy came in complaining of someone spamming "#lancero". Ketju decides to forbid it,
and his tab key gets stuck. Chaos ensues!

* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@*
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (Use of this channel has been forbidden)
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (Use of this channel has been forbidden)
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (Use of this channel has been forbidden)
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (Use of this channel has been forbidden)
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (Use of this channel has been forbidden)
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (Use of this channel has been forbidden)
* matti was kicked by ChanServ (Use of this channel has been forbidden)
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (Use of this channel has been forbidden)
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (Use of this channel has been forbidden)
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (Use of this channel has been forbidden)
* You were kicked by ChanServ (Use of this channel has been forbidden)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #l<something>
* Rejoined channel #l<something>
* A User has joined #l<something>
* A User has joined #l<something>
* A User has joined #l<something>
* A User has joined #l<something>
* Dartollen has joined #l<something>
* Ben has joined #l<something>
* ChanServ has joined #l<something>
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@*
* Ben was kicked by ChanServ (This channel may not be used.)
* A User has joined #l<something>
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (This channel may not be used.)
* A User has joined #l<something>
* neskaya.esper.net sets mode: +o Silkenray_
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (This channel may not be used.)
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (This channel may not be used.)
* A User has joined #l<something>
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (This channel may not be used.)
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (This channel may not be used.)
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (This channel may not be used.)
* ChanServ sets mode: +r
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (This channel may not be used.)
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (This channel may not be used.)
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (This channel may not be used.)
* A User was kicked by ChanServ (This channel may not be used.)
* Tom has joined #l<something>
* SupaMog has joined #l<something>

-> Server: notice @#dragonweyr :what the heck just happened to #l?
-Ketju:@#dragonweyr- That was me, I need somebody to help me fix that
-SupaMog:@#dragonweyr- oopsies? :P
-Ketju:@#dragonweyr- SupaMog unforbid it please
-Veronath:@#dragonweyr- YOu have those types of commands on your client?
-> Server: notice @#dragonweyr :this is by far #dw's saddest moment ever
-Ketju:@#dragonweyr- No, I have a busted tab key

(in #operators...)
<Ketju> Somebody help me
<Ketju> unforbid #l<something>
<Ketju> my damned client went nuts
<Stormy> oops
<Ketju> Anybody
<bazza> there is no unforbid
<bazza> you just killed the channel, it has to be dropped and reregged
<Ketju> FUCK!
<Ketju> Are you kiddin me
<Zero> dumbass
<Ketju> SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!
<Ketju> My tab key got stuck!
<Ketju> FUCK FUCK FUCK!
<Zero> you realize, ketju, you also just lost the 100-person-ish access list for when the channel goes restricted :P
<Zero> in the words of comic book guy
<Ketju> Zero: Yes, I am aware
<Zero> saddest. #dw moment. ever.

-- From: Ketju --

-!- User has joined #dragonweyr
<User> Hey guys
<User> I posted the notice in a current RO channel, and I got banned for 4chan
<User> but theres no 4chan in the notice
<@Ketju> Oh well.
<@Ketju> That is a channel matter.
<@Ketju> We do nothing in cases like this
<User> lol
<@Ketju> A channel operator can ban you because he doesn't like your name.  It's their channel, their right.
<User> but technically, he didnt ban me
<User> Esper did
<@Ketju> Umm, Esper does not ban users from channels.
<User> -EsperNet- [Logon News - Apr 04 2004] ANYONE CAUGHT ADVERTISING ANY RO CHANNEL REGARDLESS OF HOME NETWORK WILL BE
KILLED ON SIGHT! IF YOU OPERATE A CHANNEL HERE AND ADVERTISE ELSEWHERE, YOUR CHANNEL WILL BE SUBJECT TO IMMEDIATE CLOSURE!
<User> How the hell do you get 4chan out of that?
<@Ketju> You are quite missing many things.
<@Ketju> That is a logon notice, sent to EVERY user of the network when they connect.
<User> oh got.
<User> *god.
<@Ketju> Thus Logon News and the date?
<User> someone told me to paste it in the channel for porn
<@Ketju> ...
<@Ketju> Ok, you can leave now.
<@Ketju> bye

-- From: Rakoth --

<@Tom> Well, it's also possible that you've been inspected by a spam trojan.
<@Ketju> infected too?
<@Tom> ...infected.  Thank you, Dave.
<@Tom> So I'd suggest running whatever commercial antivirus software you have available to you, or get AVG from
       http://www.grisoft.com
<@Tom> So, yeah, that'd be about it.
-!- User has left #dragonweyr [thanks.]
<@Tom> Do you HAVE to make sure that the users know I'm an idiot?!  >_<
<@Ketju> No, I guess I don't have to.

--

* User has joined #dragonweyr
<User> server messed
<User> :/
* User has left #dragonweyr
<Rory> ...
<Neth> there are times when even sarcasm doesn't seem adequate.
<Rory> Aye.
<Rory> You think they'd realise the fact that if they can see it, we might be able to.
<Neth> perhaps

-- From: Ketju --

* User has joined #dragonweyr
<User> Hi
<User> how do you make auto op my friends
<User> ....
<User> | anyone there???
<Ketju> User: /msg chanserv help aop
<User> oh cmon Dude you have to know
<User> Can you just give me a combo to do it
<Ketju> I did.
<User> whatever
* User has left #dragonweyr

... L L L R U D L semi Fire U D...

-- From: Pteryx --

*** Mode change "+b User" on #dragonweyr by bazza
*** User has been kicked off channel #dragonweyr by bazza (come back if you have any specific problems)
*** Mode change "-b User" on #dragonweyr by bazza
*** User has joined channel #dragonweyr
Pteryx: Ahem.
User: oh sorry
Pteryx: Please don't idle here.
*** User has left channel #dragonweyr
bazza: ...

-- From: IJ --

*** User has joined #dragonweyr
<@IJ> Hi.
<@IJ> Can we help you with something?
* User wants to know how to use the /me command
<@IJ> You just did.
<User> woah!
<User> awesome, thanks!
*** User has left #dragonweyr

-- From: Pteryx --

<Braxus> ya know... I just noticed your server is named discworld not disc*o*world
<Braxus> no wonder I couldn't connect using the name :P

-- From: Data --

* SupaMog read that as lee humps data
<lee> no no, mog, I was saving myself for you!
<SupaMog> :D
* SupaMog humps lee
<Rory> ORGY
* Rory humps all

-- From: lee --

<User> hello
<User> hi
<@lee> Hello,User, can we help you with something? Please ask in public, and type /topic #dragonweyr
*** User has left #Dragonweyr
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<User> oops
<User> well i got a snotis saing that i am klined
<User> witch i dont know wy
<@lee> please paste it
<User> i did
<@lee> I don't see it ...
<User> on the topic
<User> sais i cant put on tipic
<User> topic
<@lee> just paste it in here, don't try to set it as the topic
<User> *** (s) *** Notice -- Received KILL message for ejzebl!ejzebl@not.User's.host. From OperServ Path: OperServ (You
are banned from this network, contact kline@esper.net for more information)
<@lee> right... what about it... ?
<User> wy am i klined?
<@lee> you aren't
-Stormy:@#dragonweyr- LOL
<User> ok i'm confused
<@lee> that's a drone, you're just seeing kill messages for some reason
<User> that sais i am
<User> o ummm
<@lee> if you were akilled you wouldn't be here talking about it =)
<@lee> /mode User -sk
<@lee> that will hide those messages
<User> yea
<User> well i am an operator on a nother server
[notice(@#dragonweyr)] ROTFL!
-Stormy:@#dragonweyr- *rolls laughing*
<@lee> you're an IRCOp on another server?
*User nods
<User> irc.other.network
<@lee> then just set -sk here
<@Stormy> it will only do it on this server you set the mode on the nick on this network not on the other
<User> k tanks
<User> ummm
<@Stormy> + punctuation
<User> you fellas looking fore new nodes?
<@lee> nope
<User> k
<User> server i am on is a wast of resourses
<User> well ty

No kidding...

-- From: lee --

<Stormy> o_O nickserv just killed he who must not be named
<@dahui> Who?
<Stormy> *** Notice -- Received KILL message for Lord_Voldemort!user@host. From NickServ Path: NickServ (Nick kill
enforced)
<Stormy> harry potter humor
<Stormy> never mind

-- From: Ninjy/Rakoth --

I should note that the following is all one person:

[Rakoth]
*** User has joined #DragonWeyr
<@Ketju> User: Can we help you?
<User> I regestered my room last night and I am de oped today
<@Ketju> You have not identified to your nick since logging in
<User> how do I
<@Ketju> thus our services will not grant you access as it is unsure you are who you say you are.
<@Ketju> /msg nickserv help identify
<User> thanks
<@Ketju> no problem
<User> also I got kicked from the Some_Place for no reason
<User> i just entered it and left my computer to do something and got kicked
<@lee> they're allowed to kick you for any or no reason
<User> ok well thanks
*** User has left #DragonWeyr
*** User has joined #DragonWeyr
<User> ok my name is already regestered i regestered it last night but i tried to put in my password but it says it
       wrong
<@lee> what do you think your password is?
-lee:@#dragonweyr- .......................................
<User> it seds my password is password
-NickServ(services@esper.net)- Password for User is password.
-Ninjy:@#dragonweyr- Another one of those, eh? ;)
-FT:@#dragonweyr- ...
-lee:@#dragonweyr- exactly ...
<@lee> User, do you need anything else?
<User> no thats it thankyou
*** User has left #DragonWeyr

[Ninjy]
*** User has joined #DragonWeyr
<@Utena> What seems to be the trouble?
<User> i asked earlier but you huys were busy i got my nick regestered and changed my password and i need to log
       into my room my room is regestered
<@Utena> and you don't remember the password to your channel either?
<@Utena> have you tried "password"?
<User> yea i do
<@Utena> oh
<@Utena> what's the problem, then?
<User> how do i log in to my room im not oped
<@Utena> /msg chanserv help identify
<User> thanks
<@Utena> actually, that shouldn't even be necessary. if you're the channel's founder and you leave and join again, it
         should op you automatically
<@Ninjy> Or, if you don't want to rejoin, type "/MSG ChanServ OP #channel User" to op yourself.  (You're identified,
         so that'll work)
<User> it's saying my channel isnt regestered when i did it last night
<@Utena> #channel is definitely registered. are you sure you're typing it correctly? with the # ?
<User> it worked
<User> but im still not oped
-> -@#dragonweyr- Ahhh, I see why it's not working. You're missing A FUCKING BRAIN.
<User> i did what you sed but im still not oped
<User> i logged in
<@Rakoth> and did you then type /msg chanserv op #channel User?
<User> oh no
-> -@#dragonweyr- I reiterate... *sigh*
<User> i did now but it saids nick User isnt curently in use
<@Rakoth> you must've mistyped
<User> i coppied wat u put down
<User> nvm
<@Rakoth> well, it's your nick, it can't not be in use
<User> it worked
-> -@#dragonweyr- ....$10 says he copied the ? too.
<User> 0i accidently includee the "?"
-> -@#dragonweyr- Okay, gimme. ;)
<User> ok thanks and bye
*** User has left #DragonWeyr
* @Ninjy laughs
* @Rakoth introduces head to wall

[Rakoth]
*** User has joined #DragonWeyr
<User> I changed my password so i could remember it and i typed it in and it seds its incorrect
*** User is now known as serve
*** serve is now known as User
<User> I changed my password so i could remember it and i typed it in and it seds its incorrect
<@lee> password for what?
<@lee> your current nick?
<User> my nick
<User> i changed like you said
<@lee> what do you think it is?
<User> ********
<@lee> yep
<@lee> so you do: /nickserv identify ********
<User> thankyou
<User> i kept adding msg
<@lee> well, you can do /msg nickserv identify blah
*** User has left #DragonWeyr

[Rakoth]
*** User has joined #DragonWeyr
<User> I'm here to report someone
<User> someone was takeing the identidy of Whoever last night
<User> he was one of the people who took my room
<User> his name is Whatever
<User> he's in the Some_Place
<User> and lately him and some other people have been abuseing me by saying they rape me one of em is Another_Guy
<User> please do something about this
<User> i just go to the Some_Place and they do this
<User> also they were makeing fun of my race
<@Ketju> Then don't join the channel and or /ignore them.
<@Ketju> We are not babysitters.
<User> ok
*** User has left #DragonWeyr

--

<Ninjy> <User> Boobies! D:
<Ninjy> <Ninjy> No, I did not get my fix of boobies today.
<Ninjy> <Ninjy> In fact, I did not get my fix at all.
<Ninjy> <Ninjy> And since I did not get my fix, I am rather reluctant to speak to, say, anybody at all.
<Ninjy> <Ninjy> Which is more or less a direct suggestion not to private message me.  Thank you.
<Ninjy> <User> YOU'RE WELCOME
<Ninjy> <Ninjy> KTHNXBI
<Ninjy> wtf
<Ninjy> anybody have a clue who the hell that is?
<lee> nope

-- From: Rakoth --

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<@IJ> Hi.
<User> Any idea why I just got booted?
<@IJ> Stand by.
<User> Now I can't use my nick... ;_;
<User> ANick
<@IJ> Is your nick registered?
<User> Yes.
<User> ANick Another warrior is already known by this name.
<@IJ> Well, I'm getting a response when I CTCP PING it.
<User> Grr...
<User> Lol
<@IJ> And you and ANick have the same IP.
<User> My bot stole my name.
<User> XD
<@IJ> Whoops.

-- From: Ketju --

*** User has joined #dragonweyr
<User> I'm feeling threataned by Whoever he just versioned me and i take it as a threat
<User> (23:31:19) (@Whoever) cos mine isnt working
<User> (23:31:24) [Whoever VERSION]
<User> right then and there
<User> i even have the screenshot
<@Ketju> That is not even close to a threat.
<User> Dude
<User> he just did it to User2
<User> and crashed his irc
<User> dw then
*** User has left #dragonweyr

Ketju: Yeah, so DW yourself!

*** User2 has joined #dragonweyr
<User2> hello
<User2> i need to make a complaint about someone crashing my irc
<@Ketju> Go on
<User2> he is using the !die script
<User2> his in #achannel atm
<@Ketju> Do you have any logs of this?
<User2> no but i was told ircops can search some folder in his irc
<User2> to see what script he is using
<@Ketju> Not even close to the truth.  If you have no proof of his actions, there is nothing we can do to help you.
<@Ketju> User2: Is there anything else we can help you with?
<User2> nah thats it thx
<User2> l8ers
*** User2 has left #dragonweyr

Ketju: We also have crystal balls and can predict the next operator in a channel ... It's not going to be him.

--

<bazza> that channel is +s
<User> It wasnt when I was there. But alright, as for my second question.
<User> Something within the service is unclear to me.
<User> Harassing users, e.g. through inflammatory messages.
<User> Can you please elaborate what this might mean? Something like an example.
-Dartollen:@#DragonWeyr- [Ops/#DragonWeyr/14@] with pleasure.
<Dartollen> fucktard fucktard fucktard. User is a fucktard. User blows goats.
<Dartollen> fucktard fucktard fucktard. User is a fucktard. User blows goats.
<Dartollen> fucktard fucktard fucktard. User is a fucktard. User blows goats.
<Dartollen> fucktard fucktard fucktard. User is a fucktard. User blows goats.
<Dartollen> fucktard fucktard fucktard. User is a fucktard. User blows goats.
<Dartollen> Now, if somoene did that, you put them on your /ignore list.
<Dartollen> If someone tries to evade your /ignore, then we smack them down.
<Dartollen> Clear?
<User> LOL very good example, and yes it was. I thank you all very much and I'll take my leave.
<Dartollen> Bye.
* User has left #dragonweyr
<Dartollen> The sad thing is he probably does.

...

<Dartollen> Well, I could hardly restrain myself. It's not often I get to flame and be professional at once.

-- From: bazza --

*** User has joined #dragonweyr
<User> hello
<User> can i register a channel please
<@Ketju> anytime you want
<@Ketju> User: to register a channel, you must be in said channel and be opped (have an @ next to your nickname),
        as well as being identified for a registered nickname. If this is the case, type the following, replacing
        <#channel> with the name of your channel including the #, <password> with a password, and <desc> with a
        description of what the channel is for (remove the <>'s): /chanserv register <#channel> <password> <desc>
<@Ketju> For More information type: /chanserv help register
<User> thank you ketju
<@Ketju> Is there anything else we can help you with?
<User> is this like regerly commands too?
<User> like in other irc channels
<User> regulear^
<@Ketju> I have no idea what you're asking.
<User> nm
<User> its ok thank you ketju
<@Ketju> Sure.  You're welcome.  Is there anything else?
<User> humm i get ChanServ- Unknown command #channel.  Type /msg ChanServ HELP for help.
<User> when i try that
<User> o.x
<@Ketju> You obviously didn't follow the directions then.
<User> v.v;;
<User> sorry
<User> nm i got it
<User> i followed it just typed in a word wrong i put 2 rs in register
<User> v.v
<User> thanks again
*** User has left #dragonweyr
<@lee> and surprise, he's registered an RO channel
-> Chanserv: info #channel
-ChanServ(services@esper.net)-	Information for channel #channel:
-ChanServ(services@esper.net)-  Founder: User
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<@Ketju> No he hasn't ...
<@Ketju> Oh lord
<@bazza> not to sound like a panto, but oh yes he has

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<User> hello i just reged a channel and it got banned? how come
<User> nm
<User> sorry
<@Rory> User: read www.esper.net and do /part
<User> humm ok
<User> sorry
<User> why is it a no ro ?
<User> hah i see
<User> well thanks guys sorry about the hassel
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-- From: Ninjy --

#legend...
* User has joined #Legend
<User> Anyone here
<@Ninjy> Excuse me, this is a private channel.  I'd like to ask you to leave.
<User> OK, well I got warned by ZoneAlarm that someone on 66.118.163.88 was trying to access my PC on port 49411
<User> I followed this, and found your website
<User> Explain please
<@Ninjy> A) Part this channel, join #dragonweyr
<@Ninjy> B) Read the log-on notices that were provided when you connected to the server you are currently connected to.
<User> OK, well I never connected to any espernet, so there was no need to be alerted
<User> so, how did this happen?
* Ninjy sets mode: +b User
* User was kicked by Ninjy (You were asked to part this channel.)
<@Ketju> Moron.
<@Ninjy> Quite.
<@Ninjy> Especially since there's another user from his IP that had been connected for 7 minutes when he joined here to
         inquire about it.
* @Ketju nods
<@Ketju> And he can't read, LEAVE.
<@Ketju> So, I do this
* Ketju changes topic to 'Welcome to legend, if you're not a legend/discworld staff member, GET THE FUCK OUT!  LEAVE NOW!
         I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR REASONING IS!  LEAVE!'

#dragonweyr...
* User has joined #DragonWeyr
<User> some prick just kick banned me from #Legeng
<User> ^ legend
<@Ketju> Yes, because you can't read.
<@Ninjy> The same prick will now ban you from EsperNet itself.  Have a nice day.
<@Ketju> You were told that is a private channel, would you like me to tell you in Spanish?
<User> hey
<User> 1 question
<User> why did I get pinged?
-Ketju:@#dragonweyr- ninj, slow down :)
<User> I didn't even join a server?
<@Ketju> Because a user on your IP connected to our server.
-> -@#dragonweyr- LET ME AT HIM.
<User> my IP, or IP range?
<@Ketju> IP
<@Ketju> 17:05:04  --- [User2] (A Person) [Server: legend.esper.net, 0 Hops]
<User> well, wasn't me, so it must be your end
<@Ketju> So go talk to A Person, and don't act like an ass.
<User> aaah ok
<User> where is she then?
<@Ketju> None of your business.
<@IJ> Why would it be on our end?
<User> she is on the same router
<User> sorry about this ok
<@Ketju> Then speak to her, ask her and don't EVER take that tone with my staff members again
<User> what channel is she on?
<@Ketju> That is not information we'll give out
<@Ketju> if she wanted you to know, she'd tell you.
<User> she's in my bloody house!
<@Ketju> The internal workings of your network and household are your own to manage.
<User> lives about 10 meters away!
<@Ketju> Then get off your damned chair and ask.
<@IJ> Then talk to her and stop troubling us.
<@Ketju> Is there anything else we can help you with?
<User> ok then, is User2 her name on here
<User> what's the irc command to search for her?
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* ChanServ sets mode: +o Contention
<@Ketju> Use the /whois command
<User> ok, thanks
<User> so, what is this server about?
<User> gaming or something?
<@Ketju> IRC
<@Ketju> No, we have no theme.
<@IJ> There's no set theme.
<@IJ> And we are eight servers.
<User> so, what do you do then?
-Zero:@#dragonweyr- I'm gonna have to call gimmick on this guy
-Zero:@#dragonweyr- no one is this stupid
<User> just sit here!
-IJ:@#dragonweyr- Gimmick?
<@Ketju> No, we like to kick users out of the channels we're in when they don't take hints.
-Zero:@#dragonweyr- yeah, as in I think he's just acting stupid on purpose
<@IJ> And I like bitchslaping REALLY annoying users when they irritate me.
<@Ketju> If you don't require any further help, please part now.
<User> Wow, how Do I get to do that
<User> ok, well where can I join in?
* User Quit (Killed (IJ (Do you REALLY want to know?)))
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<User> woops
<@IJ> Like I said.
<User> so, where can I join up
* User Quit (Local kill by Ketju (Right here))
-> -@#dragonweyr- He probably thinks he's just getting disconnected... poor poor fucker.
<@IJ> I wonder where this one's trying to "join up"
<@Ninjy> The AKILL list, most likely!
<@Ketju> indeed

-- From: Rory --

--> User has joined #dragonweyr
@Ketju: User: Can we help you?
-@#dragonweyr- Ketju: you fucking moron
User: yes
User: how do i keep a topic
@Ketju: /msg chanserv help set topiclock
User: once i close the chat room thing and come back my topic i set is gone
@Ketju: Also see /msg chanserv help set keeptopic
User: ty :D
-@#dragonweyr- Rory: haha, that's going in my quotes file.
User: how do i check out all the commands to?
@Ketju: What commands are you speaking of?
@Ketju: Cahnservs commands?
User: like
User: say everyone is talking
User: and you want only you to talk
User: you st channel something
@Ketju: You'd set the channel +m and then only you and ops or people with voices can talk
@Ketju: You should search the web for an IRC beginners site to learn the basic IRC commands.
-@#dragonweyr- Rory: /kick B>TAB< bye is tempting
-@#dragonweyr- Stormy: haha poor dave
User: btw /+m isnt working?
@Ketju: That is not a command.
-@#dragonweyr- Stormy: *thud*
@Ketju: This is why you should find a beginners guide.  The command you are looking for is /mode #channel +m
-@#dragonweyr- Rory: sad moment
-@#dragonweyr- Ketju: The saddest.
User: thnx
<-- User has quit (Quit: my dad is watching me)

-- From: Ketju --

Ketju:

First off, this includes part of a prior submission.  Due to the continued stupidity of this user I felt the entry
should be submitted in its entirety.

Ladies and Gentlemen throughout the decade I've been doing this job I've run across just about every kind of moron
there is; but this one has brought new meaning to the word "thick".  While reading this next long passage I want
you to remember this is one user, and only one user.  I believe he is auditioning for the part of worlds stupidest
IRC user:

-!- User| [user@host] has joined #dragonweyr
<@Ketju> User|: Can we help you?
<User|> yes
<User|> how do i keep a topic
<@Ketju> /msg chanserv help set topiclock
<User|> once i close the chat room thing and come back my topic i set is gone
<@Ketju> Also see /msg chanserv help set keeptopic
<User|> ty :D
<User|> how do i check out all the commands to?
<@Ketju> What commands are you speaking of?
<@Ketju> Cahnservs commands?
<User|> like
<User|> say everyone is talking
<User|> and you want only you to talk
<User|> you st channel something
<@Ketju> You'd set the channel +m and then only you and ops or people with voices can talk
<@Ketju> You should search the web for an IRC beginners site to learn the basic IRC commands.
<User|> how do i get ppl to have @ at there name
<User|> k thnx :D
<@Ketju> User|: All that can be answered by a beginners guide.  You have a lot of questions, the best way would be
for you to learn more rather than asking
<User|> btw /+m isnt working?
<@Ketju> That is not a command.
<@Ketju> This is why you should find a beginners guide.  The command you are looking for is /mode #channel +m
<User|> thnx
--------------------------------------
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<User|> hey, how would i save my topic?
<@IJ> Is your channel registered with ChanServ?
<User|> euhm
<User|> nope
<@IJ> You need to do that first.
<User|> how?
<@IJ> First, you need to register your nickname with NickServ. To do that, type: /msg nicskerv register (password)
<@IJ> Replace (password) with a suitable password, without the ()s.
<@IJ> Then join the channel you want to register, preferably as the only occupant so you can be a channel operator.
<@IJ> Then type: /msg chanserv register #channel (password) (a brief description)
<@IJ> Replace as appropriate, without the ()s, but WITH the # in front of the channel anme.
<User|> done :D
<@IJ> OK, sounds good.
<User|> now?
<User|> how would i save the topic
<@IJ> Pardon?
<User|> how would i save the topic in it?
<@IJ> If your channel is registered and you set the topic, it'll be saved.
<User|> k thnx :)
<User|> i left the channel and came but and i wasnt a op? :S
<@IJ> Is there someone else in the channel?
<User|> yea
<@IJ> That's why.
 -!- User| is now known as User
<@IJ> If you're the first one to join a channel that didn't previously exist, you'll be made an op automatically by the servers.
<@IJ> If someone is already there, you will not be.
<@IJ> Someone will have to op you.
<User> so evertime i join someone has to op me
<@IJ> That's if you're not in the channel's access list. But if it's in a channel you've founded, so long as you've identified
for your nick, you should be OK.
 * Ketju looks at User
<User> well
<User> i think i should start again
<User> nicskerv No such nick/channel
<@IJ> I meant "nickserv".
<User> that wat it tells me
<User> k works
<@IJ> I typoed that up there.
<User> -ChanServ- Channel #channel is already registered!
<User> -
<User> :S
<@IJ> ...
<@IJ> Do not take me so literally.
<User> hm
<User> sorry for the trouble
<@IJ> [11:31:34]: <@IJ> Replace as appropriate, without the ()s, but WITH the # in front of the channel anme.
<User> ok got it all working :)
<User> thanks
<@IJ> Anytime.
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<User> hey, wen i enter my own irc channel it makes me un op?
<@Braxus> If it is unregistered with network services, yes.
<@lee> User: identify to your nick before joining the channel
<@lee> /nickserv identify <password>
<User> that worked :D
<User> thanks
------------------------------------------
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<@IJ> Hi.
<@IJ> Can we help you with something?
<User|bed> hey, how do i get my nick recognized again?
<@IJ> First of all, are you using the nick you actually registered?
<User|bed> yea
<User|bed> well
<User|bed> without the |bed
<@IJ> Change to that nick.l
 -!- User|bed is now known as User|
<@IJ> Then you type: /msg nickserv identify (password)
<@IJ> Replace (password) with the password you registered your nick with.
 -!- User| is now known as User
<User> Thank you
<@IJ> Anytime.
<@IJ> Did you need anything further?
<User> no thanks, See ya :)

-- From: Pteryx --

*** User has joined: #dragonweyr
<IJ> Hi.
<IJ> Can we help you with something?
* User wants to know how to use the /me command
<IJ> YOu just used it.
<User> woah!
<User> awesome, thanks!
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<FT> ...
* Pteryx laughs.
<Pteryx> OK, that belongs in the quote file.
* Pteryx goes to email it.
<Pteryx> There, sent.  :)
<Pteryx> ...And I thought it sounded familiar.
<Pteryx> -- From: IJ --
<Pteryx> *** User has joined #dragonweyr
<Pteryx> <@IJ> Hi.
<Pteryx> <@IJ> Can we help you with something?
<Pteryx> * User wants to know how to use the /me command
<Pteryx> <@IJ> You just did.
<Pteryx> <User> woah!
<Pteryx> <User> awesome, thanks!
<Pteryx> *** User has left #dragonweyr
<Pteryx> The guy followed that script exactly.
<IJ> Hmmm.

... I have visions of some bored proto-anarchist deciding to spam every help channel on IRC with that one-liner.
Very Douglas Adams.

-- From: Ketju --

Ketju:

We can help many; unfortunately this one is a helpless twit.

--> User has joined #Dragonweyr
User: I would like to report a user that's repeatedly spamming multiple channels on esper.net.
User: [15:20] * User2 has joined #channel
User: [15:21] * User sets mode: +b user@host
User: Here's the username and IP he was just using.
User: He's comes hand in hand with a bot called hobbit_reference
@Ketju: And do you have any log of him/her spamming?
@Ketju: Entry to a channel and a ban is ... hardly usable.
User: Oh, that was just to give you the Nick and IP.
User: Let me speak with another user; I'm pretty sure he keeps logs.
User: Our main issue is the constant ban-evading.
@Ketju: Well, you never said anything about that :)
@Ketju: When did he evade a ban?
User: Ah, okay; apparently only the hostmask was banned before.
User: Sorry, I was talking with another channel op.
User: Anyway.
User: He's come into 3 or 4 of our somewhat close-knit channels just to cause trouble (or to annoy us, however you want to look
	at it).
User: And, at this point, that's all I've brought with me.

(Ketju: >_>)

@Ketju: Again, without any logs of anything, there isn't much we
	can do.  Just ban him from the channels.
@Ketju: Is there anything we CAN help you with?
User: No, not now. >_>
User: Thanks though.
User: Later.
<-- User has left #Dragonweyr ( )

-- From: Ketju --

--> User [User@host] has joined #dragonweyr
@Ketju: User: Can we help you?
User: I would like to report a channel
@Ketju: What kind of channel?
User: I would like to report a channel
@Ketju: What kind of channel?
User: for sexual content
@Ketju: We don't care about sexual content.
@Ketju: Users can do what they wish in their own channel.
User: it is for, I guess they call themselves furries
>@#dragonweyr< lol
User: and they are quite disgusting
@Ketju: While it may be ... odd.  Or even digusting to you, we
can't do anything about it.  They have just as much of a right to use IRC
as you do.

-- From: Ketju --

[Esper] Global: OperServ: Ninjy used KILLCLONES for *!*@operhost killing 1 clones.  A temporary AKILL has been added for *@operhost.
-!- Ninjy [~ninjy@operhost] has quit [Killed (services.esper.net (Cloning [1]))]
<@bazza> erm ...
<@Ninj> Help ;)
<@Ninj> And killlclones nintendo[freak] for me, he's akillevasding
<@Ninj> (tab completion gone horribly wrong)

-- From: Ketju --

-!- User [~user@host.fr] has joined #DragonWeyr       
<User>  hi
<User>  what must I white after /attach for this server ?
<@Ninjy> What the fuck?
<@Ketju> A) Please don't use colors B) What does /attach mean? C) Sounds client related, we don't help with that.
<User> i just want to know the server adress
<User> thanks
<@Ketju> The server address?
<@Ketju> We have many servers, this is a network.
<@Ketju> irc.esper.net will point you to one of our many servers.
-!- mode/#dragonweyr [+b *!*user@*host.fr] by Ketju
-!- User was kicked from #dragonweyr by Ketju [Please don't idle in #dragonweyr]

-- From: Ketju --

--> User [~Userp@host] has joined #DragonWeyr
User: Hello everyone!
User: Is someone *not* sleeping? :)
User: Be righht back
--- User is now known as User|Brb
--- User|Brb is now known as User
User: Hope you don't mind if I stick around until someone wakes up :)
(20 minutes)
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@Ketju: Patient, eh?
--> User [Userph@host] has joined #dragonweyr
User: Heya again. Is anybody around?
<-- User [Userph@host] has quit (Quit: )
--> User [Userph@host] has joined #dragonweyr
User: Hello operators
@Ketju: User: Can we help you?
User: Ahh heya Hetju
User: well.. I do have a question
User: It's regarding the nickserv thingy
User: should I ask?
@Ketju: yes
User: Excellent
User: Well it's slightly more complex.. but here it is : I have this nick registered and also registered a new channel. I am playing a
      mmorpg and I installed a bot. The bot logs on IRC too and into my room. Whenever I try to op him the ChanServ deops him. How can
      I keep him opped? :(
@Ketju: see /msg chanserv help set secureops
User: I see. Thank you. Is it any way that my bot can be autoopped when entering the channel?
@Ketju: see /msg chanserv help aop
@Ketju: IN fact, see /msg chanserv help as it seems you've missed the help files.
User: I searched the help files but last time I aopped the bot it required him to be registered, a thing that I have no idea how to do
@Ketju: See /msg nickserv help register
User: Well I know how to register a human
@Ketju: a bot is no different.
User: It may be, but I am unsure how to make him authenticate each time
@Ketju: Then maybe you should either a) not run a bot if you don't know how to 100% control it or b) find support from the author
User: I see
@Ketju: But either way, it is not an EsperNet related issue.
User: But
User: I fail to realise what's with the link command
User: What does it do?
User: I don't understand from what NickServ tells me :(
@Ketju: It is much like a desktop shortcut on your computer, just a connection between two names.
User: Ok.. thank you for all the help

-- From: Ketju --

User has joined #dragonweyr
<User> hey guys, I'm having a problem connecting to EsperNet. When I try to connect to irc.esper.net with mIRC v6.16, it refuses the
       connection.
<User> [07:22.58] * Connect retry #1 irc.ester.net (6667)
<User> -
<User> [07:22.59] * Unable to connect to server (Connection refused)
<User> But, I connected with the IP of the server, 213.157.66.81, and it let me connect.
<@Ninjy> Correctly typing "esper" instead of "ester" might help.  :)
<User> heh.
<User> d'oh!
<User> thanks.

-- From: Ketju --

--> User [user@host] has joined #dragonweyr
User: hi
@Ketju: Can we help you?
User: yea
User: i got kicked from a channel for no fucking reason
User: how can i contact them
User: ....................
@Ketju: What channel?
User: channel name 8
@Ketju: That is not a proper channel name.  What was the channel name?
User: well that the name of the room
@Ketju: Channel names do not have spaces, and they begin with a #.
User: #channel's_name 8
@Ketju: Again, channels do not have space in their name.  Nor would they have a "'".
User: give me an example
@Ketju: ... This is #dragonweyr, not Dragon Weyr, not Dragon's Weyr.
@Ketju: Now, if you don't even know what the channel name is; how are we supposed to help you?
User: thats the name of the room
User: #Channel's_Name
User: thats the room
User: ketju is in that room
User: .....
@Ketju: There is nobody on that channel.
User: you lie
User: u were there
@Ketju: I most certainly was not.  Now if there is nothing else, please move on.
User: ChanOp was the one who kicked me out
@Ketju: 15:45:06  [Esper] --- [ChanOp] No such nick
@Ketju: There is no such user as that either.  I suggest you google for a beginners guide to IRC.
User: in my status its say i was kicked by him
@Ketju: Why don't you paste that line?
User: how can i copy?
@Ketju: I have no clue how to copy on your computer.
User: i have a laptop
User: ctrl+?
User: what the other button
User: u guys dont even help
<-- User [user@host] has left #dragonweyr ( )

-- From: Ketju --

 --> User [user@host] has joined #dragonweyr
User: someone is convinced I was talking about stuff I was never talking about
User: someone was pretending to be me
@Ketju: And?
User: yes I'm using someone's wifi but that's it
@Ketju: And we can help you how?
User: talk to ianj
User: tell him I'm sorry
User: and that I didn't really say those things it was someone helse
User: I swear
User: someone using my computer
@Ketju: We are not a messaging service.
User: well someone told me to talk to some other ircops
@Ketju: No, IRCops do not deal with this kind of issue.
User: well ianj was
User: he blamed me for all sorts of stuff I didn't actually say
User: It was someone else
User: I don't want to get arrested
User: please
@Ketju: Frankly, I don't care either way.  If they were on your connection; it's your fault.
User: and I don't want my parents to find out what "I" said (even though it was someone else using my computer)
@Ketju: Well, I think the best bet for you is to stop using IRC.
User: and
@Ketju: I'd delete it off my computer right now if I were you.
 <-- User [user@host] has quit (Client closed connection)

-- From: Ketju --

21:43 -!- User [user@host] has joined #dragonweyr
21:44 <User> who is irc cop here?
21:47 <@Ketju> There is no such thing as an IRC Cop, and I suggest you read the topics of channels when you join them.
21:49 <User> how do i speak to some one of importance?
21:49 <@Ketju> Did you read the topic?
21:50 <User> i not quite understand  what how to do that?
21:50 [notice(@#dragonweyr)] indeed.
21:50 <@Ketju> Guh.  What do you want?
21:50 <User> support@espernet what is that a msn address?
21:51 <@Ketju> ... Email, have you heard of it?
21:51 <User> yup
21:51 <User> but it not say yahoo or msn?
21:51 <User> or ny other e-mail i am aware of
21:52 <@Ketju> You're making no sense.  What do you need?
21:52 <User> someone is harrassing me
21:53 <@Ketju> Ok, now the name and some details might be helpful.
21:53 <User> :(
21:53 <@Ketju> Or should we play sharades?
21:53 <User> may i speakj with you in private/?
21:54 <@Ketju> No
21:54 <User> :(
21:54 <User> sorry for bothering you
21:55 <@Ketju> Are you reporting a problem or not?
21:55 <User> who can help me here?
21:55 <User> i not quite sure how to
21:55 <User> is net a e-mail?
21:56 <@Ketju> How can I make this clearer for you?  If you have a problem, state it with details OR email support@esper.net.
21:56 <@Ketju> Pick what you're going to do, and do it.
21:56 <@Ketju> We're not paid by the hour.
21:56 <User> ok
21:58 <User> they are not on:(
21:59 <@Ketju> Who is not on?
22:02 <User> <ChannelUser> you people are pickin on innocent people
22:02 <User> <ChannelUser> You don't seem to understand...
22:02 <User> <ChannelUser> Tee was violating server rules
22:02 <User> <User> he was picking on me like you are now
22:02 <User> <ChannelUser> the IRCop came in here to fix the problem
22:02 <User> <User> and for no reason
22:02 <User> <User> ...again
22:02 <User> <ChannelUser> and than you decided to tell him he shouldn't do anything to tee
22:02 <User> <ChannelUser> dispite the fact that tee was ignoring the IRCop
22:02 <User> <User> that's my kid
22:02 <User> <ChannelUser> Well than why don't you tell him that?
22:02 <User> <User> he was being very not nice
22:03 <@Ketju> And what is your problem?
22:04 <User> nope
22:04 <@Ketju> WHAT?!
22:05 <User> <ChannelUser> he was being very not nice
22:05 <User> <ChannelUser> go to #dragonweyr and complain to them about it.
22:05 <User> <ChannelUser> Because you seriously have a problem with authority
22:05 <User> <User> i not feel like waiting fpor ever to talk to some help channel there is never any one in thoser
22:05 <User> <ChannelUser> There sure was when I complained about tee23 spamming his lame channels repeatedly
22:05 <User> <ChannelUser> and they acted immediately
22:05 <User> <User> so i supose you are proud of that
22:05 <User> <ChannelUser> he's lucky he didnt get a server ban for his actions
22:05 <User> <User> what ever
22:05 <User> <User(InChannel)> I'm proud to filter out the morons in society
22:05 <@Ketju> Ok, whatever your issue is ... I don't have the time or psychological training to assist you. I'm going to ask
(by ask I mean forcibly) remove
 you.  When and if you can formulate a sentence in English, or any other language, please email
support!esper.net
22:05 <User> <User> he is a kid with autism spectrim disoreder
22:05 <User> <User> and i resent your calling my child a moron

-- Part 2 --

08:57 -!- User [user@host] has joined #dragonweyr
08:58 <User> ... So, uh, why was #channel shutdown?
08:59 <@Ketju> Because its users have no respect for the network, or the users on it.  It is suspended for 28 more days.
At that time hopefully the users will learn not to harass other channels, flood people and curse at the administration.
09:00 <User> :( That sucks... Yeah, I guess I was rude for not reading the topic back there, sorry. :(  I had no idea other members
were being so rude, so sorry about that too... oh well, guess I just have to wait it out...
09:31 -!- mode/#dragonweyr [+b *!*user@host] by Ketju
09:31 -!- User was kicked from #dragonweyr by Ketju [Once again, reading the topic is fundamental.  DO NOT IDLE IN #DRAGONWEYR]
09:36 -!- mode/#dragonweyr [-b *!*user@host] by Ketju
09:37 -!- User [~User@host] has joined #dragonweyr
09:37 <User> I wasn't idling :(
09:37 <User> But whatever, I'm going to work
09:37 <User> see ya

-- From: Ketju --

16:33  ··· (join!#dragonweyr) (User = ~user@host)
16:33  <User> Hello, a guy named "User2" is making fun of me.
16:33  <User> I'm not sure what to do exactly.
16:33  <User> I guess I could just ask him to quit.
16:34  <User> Yeah, I'll just ask him to quit.
16:34  ··· (part!#dragonweyr) (User = ~user@host) ()

-- From: Ketju --

19:12  ··· (join!#dragonweyr) (User = user@host)
19:12  <@Ketju> User: Can we help you?
19:13  <User> Someone posted a link to nuda animie
19:13  <User> *nude
19:13  <@Ketju> They can do that in a private channel
19:13  <User> Its NOT private
19:13  <User> it offendied me
19:14  <@Ketju> Sorry, but that is up to the channel operators to manage.
19:14  <@Ketju> And if you're offended, I'd stay away from IRC.
19:14  <@Ketju> And NEVER click links.
19:14  <User> Ok
19:14  <User> Thanks for the advice
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19:29  <User> Pepole are cursing on #channel
19:29  <@Ketju> Again, that is the channel operators problem.
19:29  <@Ketju> And again, you may wish to stay away from IRC if you're this highly offended.
19:30  <User> ok
19:30  ··· (part!#dragonweyr) (User = user@host) ()

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* User (somename@unique-bit.verizon.net) has joined #dragonweyr
* User is now known as SomethingElse
<SomethingElse> i found it hes in channel: #channel
<Ketju> ...
<Ketju> Can we help you?
<SomethingElse> is this where i tell you where the virus is?
<Ketju> Where the virus is?
<SomethingElse> yeah
<Ketju> Do you mean somebody tried to send you a virus?
<SomethingElse> mmm hmm
<Ketju> Who?
<SomethingElse> secret
<Ketju> No, who sent the virus.
<SomethingElse> someguy named secret
<SomethingElse> secrets.exe he tried to send
<Ketju> Thank you
<Ketju> IS there anything else we can do for you?
-Ketju:@#dragonweyr- Dumbass.
* secret (somename@unique-bit.verizon.net) has joined #dragonweyr
* SomethingElse (somename@unique-bit.verizon.net) Quit (Killed (services.esper.net (Cloning [1])))
* secret (somename@unique-bit.verizon.net) Quit (Killed (services.esper.net (Cloning [2])))

O_O

-- From: Ketju --

··· (join!#dragonweyr) (User = ~user@host)
<User> i can't go on srb2 fun?
<User> how can i
<@IJ--> What's it saying?
<User> the addres is banned 
<User> i was talking to my friends
<@Ketju> User: Then you need to speak to the founder or an op in the channel.
<@Ketju> They are the only ones who can unban you.
<@IJ--> Yeah, he's right.
<User> thanks guys you owe me one
· [User] slaps User around a bit with a large trout
··· (part!#dragonweyr) (User = ~user@host) ()

··· (join!#dragonweyr) (User = ~user@host)
<User> how do i talk to the ops
<@Ketju> type /msg chanserv info #channel (replacing #channel with the name of the channel) to see who the founder is.
<User> type that where
<@Ketju> then you speak to them in query; seek your IRC programs help guide for how to use that.
<@Ketju> In your status window I'd guess.
<User> what do i write for srb2 fun#
<@Ketju> That is not a proper channel name.
<@Ketju> Without that, we can not help you.
<User> what's the proper name
<@Ketju> I wouldn't have a clue.
<@Ketju> Go back to where ever you heard about this channel and request help from them.
<User> well i can't get the information now because im banned from #srb2fun
<@Ketju> Well, then isn't #srb2fun the name of the channel you want help  with?
<User> yYES!!
<@Ketju> Then see what I said above, type /msg chanserv info #srb2fun
<User> so msg srb2fun espernet info
<@Ketju> No, that is not at all what I said.
··· (part!#dragonweyr) (User = ~user@host) ()

··· (join!#dragonweyr) (User = ~user@host)
<User> please talk help me
<User> please help me
<@Ketju> We have already helped you.  Type /msg chanserv info #srb2fun
<User> ok
<@Ketju> See who the founder is, speak to them.
<@Ketju> We can do nothing more.
<User> im trying to tlak with ssntails
<User> im chating
<@Ketju> Ok, then you don't need anything else from us.
··· User is now known as User
<User> not working =(
<User> it says the addres is banned
<@Ketju> As I said, we can do nothing for you.
<@Ketju> You must speak to the founder to get unbanned.
<User> iiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dooooooooooommmmmmmmmmed
<@Ketju> That's annoying.
··· (part!#dragonweyr) (hyper = ~user@host) ()

··· (join!#dragonweyr) (User = ~user@host)
<User> STILL NOT WORKING
<@Ketju> What is not working?
<User> SRB2FUN
··· (part!#dragonweyr) (User = ~user@host) ()

I left the channel name in on this one, against normal policy. "what do i write for channel#" wouldn't be as amusing.

-- From: Ketju --

 ··· (join!#dragonweyr) (User = ~user@host)
<@_dave> User: Can we help you?
<User> How do you Querry somebody form a channel that your ban form?
<@_dave> You'd have to consult the manual for your IRC client, but the "standard" is /msg username text
<User> Querry *Query*
<User> :?...... I don't get what your saying?
<@_dave> Read the manual for your IRC program.
<User> What IRC program?
<@_dave> I don't know, whatever one you're using.
<@_dave> You're using CGI:IRC, you'd have to speak to the people who run the website you're using.
<@_dave> We do not support it.
<User> So their's no way you can help me?
<@_dave> No
<@_dave> If there is nothing else, please /part this channel.
<User> O yes sir!
<User> Their is one more thing how do you unban yourself form a channel?
<@_dave> *if* you have the access level to, /msg chanserv help unban
 ··· (part!#dragonweyr) (User = ~user@host) (Alright thanks!)
 ··· (join!#dragonweyr) (User = ~user@host)
<User> A channel?
<@_dave> No
<@_dave> You must speak to the channel operators; we will not unban you from somebodies channel.
<User> Well how do I speak to them?
<@_dave> As I've already explained to you, seek the assistance of those who provide your chat interface.  The default command is /msg username text to say; but I do not know how your interface works.
<User> What if I tell you that it say their is no suck nick/channel/username then what?
<@_dave> That means the person isn't online.
<User> Cause I put in what you say /msg username text
<User> O okay he's not on.
 ··· (part!#dragonweyr) (User = ~user@host) (wells their's nothing you can do about that.)

-- From: Ketju --

(join!#dragonweyr) (User = user@host)
<User> hey
<User> can i get some help?
<@_dave> What do you need?
<User> my friend
<User> is connecting to the server
<User> and joining our channel
<User> but its not in our channel
<User> its like some spanish channel
<User> port is right
<User> server is right
<User> you know whats wrong?
<@_dave> they are doing something wrong. There is no way possible for that to happen unless they're
         somehow on the wrong server / channel.
<User> damocles.esper.net
<User> thats the server
<User> port 6667
<User> channel #channel
<@_dave> Just have them use irc.esper.net
<User> its a totally different topic
<User> when he connects
<@_dave> I just connected via damocles, on 6667
<User> thats what im connectin on atm
<@_dave> Then your friend is NOT.
<User> _dave
<User> what else would cause this
<@_dave> ...
<User> except for server / channel
<@_dave> I'm done explaining this to you.
<@_dave> NOTHING.
<User> it has to be something
<User> cause hes doing nothing different than me
(mode!#dragonweyr) (_dave  = +b user@host)
(KICK!#dragonweyr) _dave has kicked User (Get it through your head, they are doing something wrong)

-- From: Ketju --

 ··· (join!#dragonweyr) (User = ~user@host)
<User> i would like to report someone who is underage and is talking
               about how he looks at porn
<User> his nick is user2
<User> i'm wondering if you could contact his isp
<User> so they could notify his parents
<@_dave> No, we do not get involved in anything like that.
<User> oh... do you know where i could go
<@_dave> You can try and contact his internet provider if you wish
<User> do you happen to know what the abuse number is for comcast
<@_dave> No
<@_dave> Try looking on their website
<User> ok thanks
<User> can someone let hiim know i'm serious
<@_dave> No.
<@_dave> We're not getting involved, at all.
<User> ok...
<User> thanks anyway
<@_dave> Is there anything else?
 ··· (part!#dragonweyr) (User = ~user@host) (thanks)

-- From: Ketju a.k.a. _dave --

··· (join!#dragonweyr) (User = ~user@host)
<@_dave> User: Can I help you?
<User> aw nothing
<User> just
<User> doing some timepass
<@_dave> Ok, this is a help channel.  If you don't need help, move on
<User> dave u from which alliance
<@_dave> I am from the aliance of EsperNet, the mighty rulers of the great network you connect to.  I
         am now, as moderator and forum master demanding you part this channel before I delete your character
         and your connection!
<User> i need help
<User> i just had 3 wars on me
<User> my nation is complety destroyed
<@bazza> cybernations is nothing to do with us
<User> aw ok
<User> i thought this was CN channel
<@_dave> No we wont ask again, leave this channel.
<User> all right dude
<User> stop gettin angry

-- From: _dave --

··· (join!#dragonweyr) (User = user@host)
<@_dave> User: Can we help you?
<User> i need my password reset
<User> b/c it says incorrect password..:(
<@_dave> For your nickname?
<User> yeah
<@_dave> use /msg nickserv sendpass
<@_dave> it will send you your password in email
<User> ok
<User> ill try but what if that doesnt work?
<@_dave> If that doesn't work we can investigate it further.
<User> k
<User> what does syntax: sendpass nickname mean?
<User> im new at this
<User> lol
<@_dave> ...
<@_dave> Type /msg nickserv sendpass User
<User> oh ok
··· (part!#dragonweyr) (User = user@host) ()

-- From: _dave --

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<User> how do i indentify myselve?
<@_dave> see /msg nickserv help identify
<User> where should i put that?
<@_dave> in your irc client
<User> um... it says there is no reason to identify
<@_dave> If you typed /msg nickserv help identify it most certainly did not say that.
<@_dave> For more help, see http://www.esper.net/nickserv.html
<User> um... it says there is no reason to identify
<User>  There is currently nothing that needs authentication.
<User> -
<User>  There is currently nothing that needs authentication.
<User> -
<@_dave> Then you did NOT type what I told you to, you typed /msg nickserv identify
         and NOT /msg nickserv HELP IDENTIFY
<User> it says there is currently nothing that needs authindication
<@_dave> Well, then I am sorry, but we're unable to help you.  Please /part now.
-!- User has left #DragonWeyr

-- From: _dave --

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<User> there's a rule against harassing, no?
<User> <AnotherUser> If you know why, I'll be using the data I have taken to SHOW you.
<User> <AnotherUser> I suggest you run away. I have taken data from your exact coordinates.
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<AnotherUser> Hi TU! ^_^
<ThirdUser> Isn't ThatThing supposed to be banned?
<ThirdUser> I thought dave_ set it to permaban
<AnotherUser> No, he didn't.
<ThirdUser> _dave*
<ThirdUser> nick kill message says WRONG
<AnotherUser> TU, last time I checked it was a 60 day ban and It has been more than that.
<User> so you ban evade
<User> "just in case"
<AnotherUser> no,
<ThirdUser> Yes
<AnotherUser> It had been more than 60 days.
<User> So?
<ThirdUser> I remember it saying something like "you are not allowed here anymore"
<User> Were you unbanned?
<AnotherUser> yep
<AnotherUser> I asked Francis
<ThirdUser> and ONE MONTH LATER you banevaded!
<User> TU: "User has been banned from EsperNet"
<AnotherUser> No..
<ThirdUser> Yes
<ThirdUser> I remember
<AnotherUser> Please stop trying to get me banned when I did nothing wrong.
<User> You harassed me
<User> is what you did wrong
<ThirdUser> Me too
<AnotherUser> -_-;
<ThirdUser> AND stalked me
<AnotherUser> It'd help if you'd stop!
<AnotherUser> ---
<ThirdUser> You first
<User> He stalked you too BP?
<User> In a query?
<ThirdUser> It was YOUR fault that you got EVERY channel on Esper pissed off at you
<ThirdUser> yes User
<AnotherUser> o-o; TU, your the one who suddenly backstabbed me and hated me again.
<User> TU:
<ThirdUser> No
<ThirdUser> You spam my queries
<User> <AnotherUser> If you know why, I'll be using the data I have taken to SHOW you.
<AnotherUser> I do?
<User> <AnotherUser> I suggest you run away. I have taken data from your exact coordinates.
<AnotherUser> ...
<AnotherUser> please just go away.
<ThirdUser> No u
<ThirdUser> You were the one that DROVE ME INSANE IN THE FIRST PLACE
<ThirdUser> and he just banevaded an AKICK in #takis
<AnotherUser> Because you have no self control..
<AnotherUser> I didn't evade! I thought I was unbanned.
<ThirdUser> Different IP, N00B
<ThirdUser> Quit trying
<AnotherUser> all I know is that you two are trying to get me banned forever cause you hate people who are
              different from you and your friends.
<ThirdUser> No
<ThirdUser> You spammed every channel I have ever been to to try to get attention and have been banned from them
            in the same day
<AnotherUser> Bye, I have confiirmed you two are complete bastards!! :D
<ThirdUser> and you ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF ME IN QUERIES
-!- AnotherUser has quit [Quit: EsperNet is my LIFE]
<User> heh
<ThirdUser> and you ignore every one of our comme- ...
<ThirdUser> just like that
<ThirdUser> fag
<ThirdUser> I might as well leave before I get klined
-!- ThirdUser has left #dragonweyr
-!- User has left #dragonweyr

_dave: Note, that not a SINGLE LINE OF IT was one of our staff members :)

(I did notice. It's practically a comedy routine...)

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<JavaGuest888> how do uo you register a nick
<Contention> Hi, can we help you with something?
<Contention> Ah. Try /msg nickserv help :)
<Contention> Without the :), mind you.
<JavaGuest888> ok so let me get this straight before saying it doesnt work.
<JavaGuest888> you go to the status bar under the private section and type in /msg nick serv help
<JavaGuest888> is this correct?
<_dave> No
<_dave> That is not what contention said.
<_dave> You type /msg nickserv help
-> Ops #Dragonweyr: You can freaking cut and paste it. Bets on him being able to work it out from the help files?
-_dave:@#dragonweyr- Bets on him being on our java page, which has a link to the help files in web form right under
		     the words "READ BEFORE USING"
-_dave:@#dragonweyr- http://www.esper.net/pjirc/index.html
-> Ops #Dragonweyr: :>
-_dave:@#dragonweyr- And he wants to register JavaGuest888??
-> Ops #Dragonweyr: Best not to ask. Really.
-_dave:@#dragonweyr- </submit>

...

<_dave> Do you require any further assistance?
-> Ops #Dragonweyr: Done.
<JavaGuest888> no thanks.
* JavaGuest888 has left #dragonweyr
<Contention> So did he work it out, or just give up?
<Contention> -NickServ- Nickname JavaGuest888 isn't registered.
[...]
<Contention> Nope, nothing registered.
<_dave> Stupidity hurts my head

-- From: _dave --

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<User> Hello, I am here to report a user under the terms of harrasment. This user constantly bugs me to no end
       and I would like to put in a suggestion that something be done with him.
<_dave> Who is this user, and what are they doing?
<User> This user goes by the name Kitsu-kun, and this user is saying that I am lying to a thing to which I know
       is true.
<_dave> Use the ignore command of your client.
<_dave> That is hardly harassment and nothing we'd get involved in.
< User> Yes, even though that is effective, there is another
 pressing matter on my hands.
< User> There is this topic currently set in the channel #Blaze that offends to me. Currently the first words
        of the topic are "Welcome to #Blaze! Flame Blows!"
<_dave> Then why not leave the channel?
<_dave> The channel operators can do what they wish with their channel, we run a network, not a daycare center.
<_dave> If they want the channel to say User sucks monkey cock, they can.

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<User> Hello, I would like to know why did you banned from the irc a guy named User2.. 
<_dave> We do not deal with third parties.  They must contact us via the help form provided in their akill message.
<User> I saw no reason, and we don't understand it. It happened some minutes ago.
<_dave> None was displayed to you; it was displayed to the user.
<_dave> And as I said, we do not deal with third parties.
<User> He was on a channel we say the kill message. Which way should he contact you?
<_dave> He should use our websites contact form, as it says in his akill message which HE sees.
<User> Can I ask it, then he saw a different from what we saw? we saw this:
       * User2 Quit (Killed (_dave (Your group and behavior are no longer welcome on EsperNet)))
<_dave> YES, how many times do you want me to say that?
<User> Thank you. Bye.
* User has left #dragonweyr

... never mind. The other guy kept trying to get around the ban, too.

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* User slaps claudia around a bit with a large trout
<User> Hello all
<User> excuse me, I am deaf people 
<IJ> Anwyay, what's up?
<User> please to help me 
<User> I want  it download with Delirum (iRC Bot)
<User> please 
<IJ> We can't assist with IRC bots.
<User> yes 
<User> but that web site ?
<IJ> Delirium is a person.
<User> ok
<User> better u send me here it donwload file 
<User> i see clik facil please 
<User> I am a little english :(
<User> I am from Romania but I am holiday here from Ireland 
-IJ:@#dragonweyr- (private) Oh god.
<IJ> We really don't offer anything for download.
<User> :<
<User> well 
<User> or 
<User> have iRC Bot of  EsperNet 
<User> ?
<IJ> We don't have any bots if that's what you're wondering.
<IJ> We don't offer assistance with setting up bots other than where to connect them.
<User> ok
<User> how do you install to server  at administrator ?
<IJ> We don't really offer that kind of help, either.
<User> how much is it ? for server  ?
<User> how much is it ? for server  ?
-IJ:@#dragonweyr- (private) AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
<User> I want 
<User> Bucharest.esper.net
<IJ> Do you know how to operate a Unix-type server, e.g. with Linux, FreeBSD, or Solaris?
<User> yes 
<User> but I don't have Linux and i no know this Linux :-S
<User> my pc Win Xp 
<IJ> No, we don't take servers running Windows.
<User> okay 
<User> do you have for me server  ?
<User> pls to help me 
<User> I am female and I am deaf 
<IJ> We really can't help you with the server software.
<User> do you know I am speak english more dificulty :-s
-dNA:@#dragonweyr- >_>
-> Ops #Dragonweyr: "I are take the piss."
-IJ:@#dragonweyr- (private) Cont: Am you?
<User> I need one root good 
-> Ops #Dragonweyr: No, but he are much many good piss taker.
-IJ:@#dragonweyr- (private) Cont: Are any of you folks in #esper?
-IJ:@#dragonweyr- (private) Er, that was for anyone, sorry.
-> Ops #Dragonweyr: Yeah, he just joined.
-IJ:@#dragonweyr- (private) I'm curious if this person's just trolling.
-dNA:@#dragonweyr- They're not saying anything in there.
<User> give me one psybnc free for me pls 
<Contention> Shoo, please.
<User> hey 
<User> Contention hello, where are u from  ?
<User> I am from Uk to Irl 
<User> but really I am from Romania 
<_dave> User: Do me a favor and type /part, then don
<User> por que  ?
<User> que pasa ?
<User> por k no ayudarme ?
<User> :<
* _dave sets mode: +b User
* User was kicked by _dave (Go away)
<IJ> Are you thinking what I've been thinking?
<Contention> Aww, mine was better. ^^  //kb # User Nothing to download here. Not even servers.
<_dave> Obviously I just got there quicker
<Nite> jeesh >.>;...